Lets B Avenue

But didn't score. Got enough of those, thanks.

That's 12 playing. I don't think we are allowed to get away with that.

He certainly batted with considerable Gung and no shortage of Ho.

What's it all about?

You've been properly brought up. Congratulations to your carers.

But it still wasn't called The League Cup. Only by old ****ers like us.

I see irony still hasn't made it across The Atlantic. Has the Coastguard been notified?

Newport, like West Ham, can't play at home ( but because of the pitch and not puking athletes). They couldn't have them both in the South, in case they were drawn together.

It was called the EFL Cup. Weren't you at Wembley?

https://www.efl.com/news/2017/august/carabao-cup-clubs-to-learn-round-two-fate/

Strange he doesn't mention his wonderful day out in Blackpool, where he just happened to bump into all sorts of people. Some even involved in football. Don't sell.

He works for Talkshyte. Alan Brazil probably told him.

But to do so, you have to "table a bid".

Torrico. Horrible Spanish full back who used to play for Spurs.

Agreed. But its obvious to all that we are going to win the league.

Rochdale player sent off for "foul play".

Batting first at home to Essex. Still no Van Dijk. Sorry, Afridi. Holland replaced by Dawson, which is quite remarkable, as according to TMS, an hour ago, he bought a drink out to Ben Stokes at Old Trafford.

Best they don't get VVD then.

I suppose he wants away but wont ask for a transfer? He's injured and Dawson is with England. Tom Barber, opening bowler for Middlesex, was released by us last year.

Young English players (including England's premier test spinner) couldn't hit the ball off the square.

I don't believe you. Whilst you probably are a lonely, sad, person. You are positively creaming yourself every time you post.

That wasn't pre-season. It was the opening game of the 07/08 season and Palace thumped us 4-1. We followed that up 2 days later by losing 2-1 at Peterborough in the League Cup.

So not really a "disaster". Complete or any other type. And how have City sorted their CBs? By buying 3 full backs? Genius that Pep fella.

Which one of them then?

7th. FA Cup Winners. Liverpool to be knocked out of the Europa League at the Group Stage. Everton to not even get past the play off round.