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Who is this Independant time keeper that you talk of?

Whyever not? The ref has a stopwatch. All he has to do is stop it when the ball is out of play. Those of us who played at Mayfield Park in Weston Lane, will remember having to traipse miles down the slope to retrieve the ball and then finding out the ref had blown exactly on 90 mins.

Ignoring the fact that you are spouting "drivel", Le Tiss was 17 on debut.

Its poor old Kevin Bond I feel sorry for. Whose cones is he going to put out if Henry doesn't get another job? The Highways Authority?

His successor at Alaves has done a "Frank de Boer". http://www.goal.com/en/news/alaves-sack-zubeldia-woeful-start-laliga/1uatvayqpox0q1b71dpk8xu2uf

Whatever you claim to be a professor of, it certainly isn't irony.

Nothing more sinister than PL rules. 3000 or 10%, whichever is the smallest.

What? In a John Westwood stylee?

4.15. They've finally started. 28 overs to bowl. Or was it lengths to swim?

You Bar Steward!! Fancy making me relive that having forgotten about it for the last ....... week or so. It was worse than that. Worcester played at Essex. Won the toss, bowled and managed to bowl them out and get 4 bonus points. There was no play on days 2 & 3 so they beat us by 2 points. Not only was the Yorkshire game rained of, but the last day of the Somerset match, which preceded it. We were about to win that by an innings. A fact confirmed to me, over a beer, that day by I.T. Botham. What really rankled was Norman Gifford coming on the radio and saying that whilst he was sorry for us, Worcester deserved to win the title. Conveniently forgetting that we had stuffed them a few weeks earlier, by a innings, in 2 days. :x:x I am in no way a bitter person, but I still regard Worcester with the same contempt I give to The Skates and cold callers.

He will only settle on the day of the court hearing.

Given his run of single-figure scores for Leicestershire I would say the answer is no. He played his final innings for us in the T20 semi-final. A fact confirmed by Kevan James' post match interview with James Vince. Carberry is rumoured to be next season's Leicestershire captain.

No choice. Dawson with England. Bailey in Pakistan and Vince did his hammy this morning in the warm-up. They didn't say if it was playing footy or not. Alsop keeping even though Dickinson is playing. Felix Organ is making his debut. Aged 18 and recently played ODI for England u19.

Virtually every season (not this one) we have to play them in the T20 at a club ground. Now this. I like Uxbridge as a club, having played there several times. But having a 4 day game there in September? Hope Middlesex don't get sucked into a relegation battle.

McCarthy not exactly stating a case for 1st team football either.

After 10 mins watching Watford dominate the ball and win every tackle and header, my friends and I were shuddering at the thought of playing ManU in 2 weeks time. They make Watford look small. Can't get VVD back soon enough.

How is your latest Probation Officer working out?

If the latter, we could hope that the eagle would take his head off.

Why? Is Steve Parrish running our club as well?

Alf Ramsey. Matt Busby. Herbert Chapman? Just a guess.

Scott McDonald?

Great news for Les Reed. No longer holds the record for the shortest managerial stint in the Premier League. (Disclaimer: Football existed before 1992)

He couldn't even keep control of his spoons.

It would appear so. Roland-Jones for Woakes is the only change.

What about Franny?