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I just love the way that SSN announce that "One source says Everton intend to speak to Burnley in the next 24 hours". The absolute arrogance of it. Why not today? I hope Burnley tell them to f*** off.

I think you were watching Zoko get Yeovil's 2nd red card. Olomolo should certainly appeal his.

But apparently our fan base is too old and middle class because they don't join in with the marvellous array of triumpant, witty tunes in the songbook. By getting rid of these senile old ST holders we will become a vocal behemoth feared by all who oppose us. Or something like that

Bit of an ear infection, but other than that, fine. You?

Austin was injured.

Dear Mr Turkish. My replica shirt is now 15 years old. Whilst I accept that you feel I should have purchased another one since then, I have grown quite fond of it and the team are now wearing the same design. So I guess I feel quite trendy. Sorry. LBA.

What about Gabbiadini's 1st at Sunderland.

To which tune? Land of Hope and Glory?

I think you will find he broke it on Ian Callaghan. And it was in September. McLaren signed virtually a year to the day after the 9-3, which I'm sure Derry knew anyway.

Not so far that they couldn't play their home games there in the late 90's.

I'm afraid you are the With an extra helping of

Send us a photograph.

"One of the games deep thinkers" was the line in the pen-pic in every away program. For which read "he is sh ite". Over our local field, you would run home crying if you were called a "Melia".

Nyom is the worst player I've seen in the past couple of seasons. Last season he was subbed at half time, as he should have been given a 2nd yellow in the !st half and his assault on Dawson was hilarious. I guess he will replace him this week.

Agreed. Along with the "cheering" from the idiots in the Northam when his number came up to be subbed against Newcastle.

No. Who are you thinking of? Van Gaal finished 5th and Moyes didn't get them into Europe.

First they have to address the most glaring problem. The standard of the Half-Time Relay has plumbed new depths lately. Systematic of the shoddy, Seaside B&B, running of our club.

How come we haven't heard from Everton's No.1 fan since before the Arsenal hammering? I do hope he's alright.

He will have enough trouble selling his autobiography.

So easy, that he must be in line to take over at your club. When Ron gets the elbow.

Cat beat me to it.

"Dove e il mio cucchiaio."

Winning 3-0 at The Taxpayers, was soooo last year.

Hopefully they will by the end of the 5th test.

I'm guessing you meant "Clyne" as I don't think even Poortvliet and Wotte were that mad to try that one.