Lets B Avenue

Another of your posts that's not to be taken seriously? Just like the other 4,017. See you at the protest.

I know exactly how smart I am. That's why I asked who told you something that is fairly confidential. Poor SadoldNick.

It doesn't creak. It SLAMS!!! (According to the idiotic, Jim White)

Who told you this? I hope its not someone lying to you?

Don't suppose you would get many anyway. Are you coming down to protest on Sunday? Post some photos.

He's shown that he is a world class diver. Will fit in well at Chelsea.

No!

He's fecking quick!

Why ever not? Usmanov's already paying Rooney double that.

This is as bad as the Replay we had at home to Norwich a year ago. We were only spared extra time, in arctic conditions, by a 92nd minute goal by ShLong who was scoring for fun at that time.

Yeah, but which end?

At least he would get the commercial side buzzing. Fill all those Executive Boxes and get us sponsorship worthy of a top ten club.

What's "laughable" is you even mentioning that. I replied to SadoldNick's bleat about the final and compared them. But don't let me spoil your Dalek-like boring repetition about Puel's magnificent league record. 17 points down on the previous season. Even Branfoot didn't manage that,

In 1992 there were nearly 40,000 of us at Wembley for a Cup Final. Assuming you were there, you must have been the only one pleased to have Branfoot as our manager, as was borne out by the abuse dished out when his name was read out. You then say "at the start of making us a decent team again." We were until he got to work on us from the time he got here. When it comes to knowing FA, you are not even close to sweet. Please stop re-writing history.

No we didn't. (Not overpay) He signed just before the start of the 14/15 season and made his debut at Liverpool with Tadic, Pelle, Bertrand and Forster.

Not from any pronouncements from Les, which was the point I was answering and it was in The Telegraph. Incidentally, who has the official title of "Pet Journo" these days? For ages it was Jeremy Wilson, but after Sam Wallace's excellent article last Saturday, he seemed to have won the title according to the strange ones on here. Perhaps it might turn out to be Martin Samuels or Neil Ashton, or whoever pens a piece about us next.

One of the last 2. Probably the latter.

Some of his best friends have bad breath.

You could always re-hash the ones you use when watching Hampshire cricket on Ceefax.

I thought Rupert had personally shot them all, before we moved into the stadium?

Jesus wept.

Aww shucks.

I don't even bother with that distinction.

Well Beattie certainly did. We sold him to Everton at the beginning of January.

Cash only and delivered the day before the game, so as it can be checked for forgeries.