Lets B Avenue

What if its an evening game?

Very surprised to read the above, Nick, as I am sure you, as a cricket fan, realise that the MCC have nothing to do with England selection. In fact one of the best photos seen recently was the one of Alesha Dixon, at the opening ceremony, pictured with 2 "duffers" with Union Jack face paint. Also Lords with floodlights? Not exactly staid. [-X

Wrong. I still have my prog, but must have fallen asleep on reading your "life history." Fear not, I will have another go when insomnia sets in.

Good on crosses? I'll get my secular coat.

Correct. IMHO Prior is nowhere near good enough a gloveman. His batting is OK but I really think he could cost us, especially if we play spinners. Nick, are you also managing local cricket teams and with the same success?

Start delayed. Scouse rain.

So he could live in Shirley?

Don't listen to him. He told me he was buying Saints with Andrew Lloyd-Webber.

I quite enjoy my birthdays these days. So do various publicans.

No, because last season was Grimm.

Cant see Bell getting in. Think they will go with 5 bowlers and as the 1st match is at Cardiff, there will be 2 spinners. Monty's done bug ger all this season, so wouldn't be surprised to see Rashid get a game. He didn't disgrace himself in the 20/20.

Saw Jimmy Gabriel sent off at Leeds, whilst carried off on a stretcher.

Vera Duckworth?

My mum likes cats, so I asked her if Lloyd-Webber was taking over. She said "No". But as she said it straight away (without asking what I'd got for her tea) do you think I shouldn't believe her? Confused.

I gave mine a mop.

T w a t. Its 3 actually.

Pedantry is not dead.

Mime would be more informative.

Strange that Coventry were in the Northern section, yet Burton were in the Southern. Someone at the FL needs to study an atlas. Probably Lord Paddyhawhaw.

We can say "hello" to Stuart Gray.

I fancy Murray to win the tenntis

Gets a pay rise then.

Bacause of MLT.

You may also remember Ray Deane, ex-Swaythling Athletic, died in that crash. Top bloke.

When do the first 5,000 come out in paperback?