Lets B Avenue

Social comment at its waspish best.

I blame the 76 cup final for failing my A-levels that year. I was still ****ed.

You askin'?

91-0 at lunch. Dawson 48* Adams 43*. Obviously expecting the wicket to turn like Tuesday night's, as they are playing Briggs as a 3rd spinner. Somerset have a good young leggie, Waller, who plays for Bashley in the Southern League.

In Willo's story. Souness was asked to name a player he had played with or coached. Not someone he had seen on TV. Irrespective of this. You are a repulsive individual and I pity the medical and psychiatric practitioners that are treating you.

Surely this is the time for another airing of the "Gob****e" photo. Post 154 on the "Skates" thread, page 2 on the Lounge. Sorry, but I cant post attachments, nor could I if the mods let me. :smt017

Must be almost time for Dubai Phil's latest on Bin Trump. I see they aren't calling him "Dr" anymore.

I'll hold your coat.

Who was that one man? Surely not our esteemed Director of Football or was it the 3rd dutchie who suddenly appeared in January? Whoever it was, we must thank him for Ryan Smith.

He has played in the last three championship games and is now considered the fastest bowler on the staff.

Not if the weather forecast is to be believed. :mad:

I dont believe in miracles.

On what what do you base that? He has been injury prone ever since he started at Derby, aged 16 (probably too young), got injuries when he went out on loan to Bradford and Walsall and only got as far as the QPR game last September before getting crocked again. He was rushed back too early by Portvliet against Forest, without any reserve footy, missed the xmas period, played a couple in January, before going off early at Norwich. Total 11 games. As usual, missin players only enhance their reputation. McLaggon is now the best winger we have ever had. I also noted that Holmes and Pulis (another world great) were subs against Millwall. At half-time only 5 of the 7 subs were on the pitch getting soaked by the sprinklers. No prizes for guessing the missing two. If Holmes was anywhere near fit, he would be in the team, as Pardew has spoken of the teams need to play wide and get crosses in. Please do not base your hopes for the season on any injury jinxed players.

Must be the time of the season.

Just had keyhole surgery on torn miniscus and damaged ligaments. Was referred to Royal South Hants and had MRI. Results three weeks later and op another month later. I was the pathetic individual hopping up and down Block 34 on crutches both today and saturday.

The team in the Echo has Lallana playing on both wings. In view of his performances so far, this is pis staking of the highest order.

Randall & Hopkirk? I've got a ticket for tomorrow. Will I be going or not? Well now there's two out, maybe not.

For those who can be bothered. Bradley Wrong Wrong Wrong is on Soccer AM this morning. Mind you so is the very unfunny, Justin Lee Collins, so there is no need to miss the cricket.

The hole that has been dug in Swaythling High Road?

Is anagram an this?

R Lowe Esq

What does 2,050 inbreds and a bell have to do with this. Tw at.

At least it was factual, you poor, sick, Cannuck.

Who in turn can only prostrate himself at the feet of the godlike........... Warren Aspinall

Why isn't this being played on Wednesday 26th as Hampshire have a floodlit match at the Rose Bowl on the 25th. Surely there must be some consultation? I have written to the club about this and would ask the likes of Bungle, Manji, Leicestersaint, Chrisobee and other Hants/Saints fans to do likewise. FF says try Dave Luker.