Lets B Avenue

Xmas 66, I was given my 1st Saints shirt. Only it wasn't. Edwin Jones (forerunner of Debenhams) peddled what was nearer to Stoke or Sunderland shirts of that era and trying to hide the disapointment was hard. It didn't help that the first time my mum washed it, the colours ran and I was left with a Red and Pink striped embarassment.

Nobody likes a smartarse.

Not one of your better predictions.

Yes?

I suspect Vinnie Jones' booking after 6 seconds falls into the same category.

Sounds like a good signing. Now back to the golf chat. Anyone played at Selesdon?

I'm more gutted about the snack van outside the station. No more lamb burgers.

Nugent set to score the goals to keep Burnley up?

Only if its raining.

TBF he was here last week and saw the two home games. But don't let the truth get in the way of a good rant.

You're not sat down then?

Isn't SSN's Jim White a complete prat?

I hope you dont really believe this. Has Corp come round and put a gun to your head?

Oh no! Not Boro! How could he....? Mercenary Bar Steward!! I bet he's playing for us on Saturday.

What's good about it. A bunch of players off the benches of their relegation rivals and Williamson, who has the turning cicle of the Queen Mary. All on loan, as their saviour spent all his pocket money on his replica shirt.

Huddersfield's were good TBF.

You watch out for those currents.

Griffiths has an arm strain, according to Rod Bransgrove on Solent.

Hit by beamer, first ball. Gloved it into face, got cut. Hasn't bowled and we are getting stuffed. 100-0 off 11.1.

150-4 off 29. Vince 44 Ervine 33*

He is doing a fair impression of Rupes, in that its everyboody's fault but his. He and Harry had nothing to do with the insane overspend and he had no idea that Daddy Gun-Runner really owned the club.

Slow left-armer from the IOW. aged about 18. Played in a couple of the Friends Prov group matches and was then with England U19 with Vince and Riazuddin.

Very windy there yesterday, so Dimi opened up bowling ito it and was then replaced by Tahir. Griffiths and Cork bowling downwind whilst the ball is relatively new. Griffiths was bowling quick again, on a slow track and had a ring of 6 slips and gulleys, but Trescothick kept hitting fours through, over and past them.

You leave me out of this. :mad:

Dosen't want another county. He is planning an umpiring career after getting married in October.