Tried looking for you on the TV, Phil. What did your banner say?
I would suggest that next time you get one of those clean white cards and write something about the Blue Phew. That should get the cameras on you. Or get the g/f to loosen her clobber.
At least you didn't have to put up with Paul Allott's commentary. What a complete twonk that guy is. I had to put the TV on mute, before I put my foot through it. Makes Botham sound competent.