Lets B Avenue

Rather them than some lying turd, who hasn't been to a game in years.

We are trying to sign Nathan Lyon for next season. Fielders better hit the stumps direct. (Guffaw!)

What's wrong with Steve Stricker? Nothing as far as i can see. Just won the US senior Open.

Ince yes. On a par with the idiot Savage.

Irony would appear to be wasted on you.

Deeney makes Dean Windass appear lucid.

Yes. Details, please.

Soccer Saturday literally plumbed new depths today by literally having Troy Deeney literally covering our match. Literally.

Does he drink Stella Artois?

Who has the other half?

WTF are you on about now?

The were due to play Bury.

His first goal for us was 1-0 win in a home, evening match v Palace.

Both.

I've never seen John Brooks ref a game as he doesn't appear to have done a PL game before. However, I hope he's sh it hot on the VAR machine, as we've got Lee Mason, the most useless, unfit ref, I've seen since that 72 yo did the Sunday League in the 80's

Was that Keane? I thought Jack Stephens was playing. I also missed their opener as I was in a queue by Ted's statue at the time. The Kosovan's near me could not believe me when I reported their goal.

Avoid Swaythling and Portswood.

Tony Funnell.

Only when they are playing Sheffield Wednesday. He's their new manager.

Fancy leaving Roger Fry out of the conversation.

All of them. With 3 mins 47 left. Yes, I'm an anorak.

Even less in The Torygraph. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/09/02/draw-southampton-told-us-ole-gunnar-solskjaers-manchester-united/ Slightly related. I know I'm usually either pis sed or hungover watching MOTD, but where is there any reference to us in the opening credits?

Was surprised he didn't play at Fulham, where he would have had more chances to get off the mark. 5 years ago there were idiots (probably the same ones) slagging off Pelle after 2 games. He scored at Millwall in the League Cup and was off and running.

Couldn't get one against Liverpool so called into the club shop on Friday afternoon in an effort to get one for ManU, which I had done previous seasons. That was a wasted journey!

Nice to see Tyrone Mings still kicking people in the head. Shame it was a team mate.