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Why cant refs use the yellow card give the kid a proper hairdryer style rant & explain that any other real foul will result in a 2nd yellow

either way arry better buy a ticket if wants 2 be in 5th round cos spuds are out of the cup

Best looking thing on OS probably ever Sign her up as manager bet she could get the boys to play harder after a good team talk

Best hope is that manure bring superstars who cant be bothered to play & get pist off over amount of kids asking for autographs ( oh no thats our 1st team )

Could Manure be getting ready just in case Saints Kids can raise our game enough to play well 2morro? Similar to how Liverpool made excusess before their cup exit last season. How embarrasing would it look if world club champions struggle against a bunch of kids playing for love of game, unless of course they big up Jans very small success

It is very possible that Lowe has been set up as a scape goat. I think that he plays the role of figure head & also shield for the rest of board excellently as he gives us a single person to hate Lets allow Wilde to receive some hatred too

If we are short of cb why not play our strike force at the back cos they never put the ball in the net

Some fit players are forcably infected by grubby little men & their dirty freinds

KD has always been good shot stopper only difference is now he saves a few more Was on a no win deal to start with as Bart got great reviews before newcastle match

as can only nominate from past 20 years my choices are limited to Dowie - not good enough Shearer - was good but only became englands no. 9 after leaving Dell Shipperley - no way Watson - better bloke than player Ostenstad - slim chance, if only because he scored hat trick aginst manure Davies - some great goals plus he allowed us to mug blackburn twice Hirst- good season till his injury jinx hit big name player at the time Beattie - played his best football for us prob best so far in list Pahars - was nearly a legend but for injury joins beats at top of list Ormerod - tried hard but didn't score many Phillips - simillar to Hirst was good when fit was bigger name than hirst Crouch - proved himself enough to play champions league ( not at sms long enough ) Fuller/ Rasiak/ Saga/ BWP/ any other ccc forward - DIDN'T PLAY PREM DONT COUNT Jones (exception) - had potential but only saw him in ccc So choice is Pahars or Beattie Beattie due to slightly better strike rate

Lady) Please help I have been kidnapped by these two c#nts

MW) See I old chap told you I could get someone to sign on the dotted line

Relegation will mean starting on minus points next season as it would mean administration so we would be at best like Leeds last season mid table in div 3

hope for superstars who cant be bothered manure kids will try to hard

Remember as Baird stood to one side as lined up free kick against cardiff hearing someone say "lets do something different" then another voice say " what score" then "what the **** ... goal"

In an ideal dream world Nathan Dyer would start against manure score a great H/T in 3-0 win then get sold for big £millions which will save the club IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN So what is best realistic result ? IMHO think that draw is fantasy as with alot of luck & KD as Superman it could happen which gives us big payday at OT Believe that any score line less than 0-5 is almost possibly liveable

MLT at the DELL Newcastle oct 93 when he wastoo lazy to collect pass proprly so flicked it over his head using his heal, then flicked it up a couple more times before simply volleying it in to ack of net Doddsey at SMS impersonating MLT ( at wimbledon ) taking WGS message the Skates are sh1t shoot on sight a bit to literaly & scoring direct from corner

MW) Watch your bag bwp & nd are lurking Lady) Thank you for the advice RL) Good idea Wilde, more for us to pilfer

can except losing stern if saga or GR comes back in form

There are a few stewards at SMS who have let power go their heads & believe that they are eithier police officers, referees or gestapo & think that they have to uphold the law to beyond the letter

RIP to the poor dead man himself a sportsman

Dyer is Lowe's way of letting JP have a new signing Lets hope that after living up north he can appreciate the good life of being back down south If he can be bothered to play he could be great if he cant be bothered send him on loan to non league club

Lowe will do **** all to back Jan apart from use idea that words speak louder than actions( no not visa versa )

that start 2010 in better shape than we start 2009