Atticus Finch of Maycomb

can i come back onto the main board now please

Now now, we all know that there are no morals without religion

just point me vaguely in the general direction of the ars*hole, I'll ask him

Ravenous The Wicker Man (1973) When the Wind Blows

I LOVE double indemnity. My favourite bit is when he goes to a drive-through bar, then bowling on his own.

Me and Kadeem are different people, though to be fair, it doesn't help things when Kadeem answers posts to me as if they are addressed to him.

So who have you been reporting if you haven't been reportig Deppo? Remember this from stevegrant on page one of this thread? Who else don't you like?

Crouchie.

Not all bannings are the result of infractions though, or the result of any sort of process at all. Sometimes people get banned from the forum with no warnings, no reason, and no time limit. So what you wrote means nothing. You may have banned him for the number of infractions but you may equally have banned him just because you felt like it. You can't take the moral highground and say you are only working according to the rules. And blaming it all on Steve doesn't make it alright either.

They are still talking about Sensus on the NME website.

The point surely is that you would never get the same response as Deppo, and you would never post the same as Deppo. Because you aren't as funny as Deppo. You aren't as intelligent as Deppo. And that is why you aren't as popular as Deppo. Even you admit that you aren't funny. You might go further and admit that you aren't very bright either. In fact, all you are is the SWF Weasel. Even Alpine is more popular and more respected than you. In fact, since Crouchie left, I don't know anyone whose posts are as consistently unpopular as yours. This includes Pancak.

Now now, there is nothing witty or funny about humour, irony or satire.

How about this. Just let me view the main board. I don't want to post. You can restrict my posting rights. Just let me see it.

Because they are stupid and annoying.

AFoM believes you. Someone has to.

I am thinking of putting this in you:

And with that, norwaysaint's post is vindicated.

I want to believe you, truely I do.

I am hoping that I am one of the 5. There used to only be 3 of us though, Wiltshire, Tiggs and Me. I feel like I have been away too long recently though, and I have been forgotton. Tiggs hardly posts any more, and Wiltshire's banned. So I don't know who the others are.

Brilliant mix. '10' for me. No question.

It wasn't all that long ago I considered grooming you for sex, SuperMikey. Now I don't think I will f*cking bother. Anyway, I am off to track down St Landrew and take revenge on everyone and everything he hold's dear.

Deppo believe that all imprisoned Paedophiles should be set free and given free council housing. I have no proof but he definitely said it. It is people like him who are ruining this planet.

I keep thinking that one day I will wake up and the whole 'Being banned from the Mainboard' will have all been a dream. I still pray for the day that I can log on to the mainboard and see Alpine being negative, Guided Missile being libellous, and everyone else calling for the sacking of whoever our manager is (I think it might be Burley) every time we concede a goal, even if we are winning. I'd love to have seen all the wrist-slitting when we went behind at Exeter, or when the Daily Mail kept telling us that Oxlade-Chamberlain was going here, there and everywhere. To think, Oxlade-Chamberlain was still in nappies when I last saw the main board. None of you f*ckers care because you can all SEE the mainbaord. None of you f*ckers care because this gross injustice and web of lies and cover-ups that Baj is spewing out on these forums don't affect you - yet. It makes my blood boil to see *****s like Dune who have been banned about 6 and a half million times from racism and fascism is still allowed to post, and presumably still see the mainboard. What was my crime? Being sarcastic. Is that it? Being sarcastic? You f*cker, Baj. You absolute f*cking f*cker.

TBF, the people have spoken.

Toilet paper at games would be really something to see. Maybe people that bring their own toilet paper should be given free tickets for their part in making the atmosphere at games unbelievably amazing.