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Looks like he has bought a stick on beard for the world cup, its long and a different colour. Amazing what that Miami air can do to a bloke.

Jamie Carragher has to say his name clearly 3 times whilst looking in a mirror, without moving his mouth (and risk getting stung by a wasp.)

We need to buy a main man. Nowadays with the money we should not have to wait too long for a new picture at the top of the forum to be next to Sir Rickie's.

Agree. He is everything good in the game. Plus what I find amazing is supporters of other teams who I know have referred to him as the big striker who gives England the option of lumping the ball long. What little some people know about football. A special player.

His left hand always gets me going. Then the wig...

Why is the lovely articulate chappy wearing a red and white saints tracksuit top?

What the fat DJ?

Has been great football under his management, but that's no small part to the great crop of players he has had to choose from. I think he is a really good manager but I truly hope he flops there.... COYR. Bring on the Wally with the Brolly....

Obviously the reporter is a skate. Not sure what an article like this adds to anything in life let alone football. Glad they wrote 'Pochettino (left) or I would have totally missed the point.

But surely these kind of memories are what makes football. I still remember losing to Everton in the FA cup semi final - Adrian Heath - dodgy goal - pitch invasion - out burst of anger - - aahh you've started me off now, I like Martinez but boy do I hate Everton......

Or he should adapt and pick out Lambert who makes space for himself all the time. Lallana definitely sees this.

Yes, looks like he is and probably having a **** as well, on that blokes head. Is she flat chested or just has a strange gut?

Brilliant.

Ok, cheers.

AFC Wimbledon have recently been fined and docked 3 points for fielding an ineligible player against Cheltenham, where he score and they won 4-3. So would it not be right that Sunderland were docked 1 point for the draw they got when he played?

Well, I think I've deciphered your post. You really should google "inverted commas" it might be of help.

Probably already answered. But it's just the direction the mower goes round, so that the grass is pushed in opposite directions when cut. Looks good.

Why?

If Lallana aint going, I'm giving up on England. Seriously will find it hard supporting them in the same way.

"In Internet slang, a troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, either accidentally or with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response ...". Not really a problem to me people posting garbage that I don't agree with or I just find utter tripe, it's all opinion. What I do dislike and think should be stopped by the mods is the use of words such as "mongs". I challenge any of you out there not to hide behind your ramblings and explain to me why this word is not offensive and why any post using the word should not be blocked? (I'm expecting this to be ignored).

What a great, great player he is. And he never dives.

So the bad decision had no affect/effect on the game? I thought we were the better team in the first half. Your post doesn't add up.

What a TV character?

Strange post this. What does it mean?

It was one of those games when I built up a dislike for a team and I really hope Liverpool now win the league. Irrational thinking but the way we lost, the Jay Rod injury and their diving just tipped me over the line. And when Taure jumped around like a wuss when JWP brushed one of his leg hairs with his boot just killed me. Made me start thinking about I wish Wanyama was on earlier to take Taure out. Bring on Stoke.