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Think that makes it worse - troilism. (Me, I'm to old for that these days)
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Post 7, post 27 and post 45: SC is into multiple orgasms. Determined to make the thread a sticky, eh?
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Original post 8:00. Admin censor at 8:19. Saddam hussein needed 45 minutes, but these mods are 26 minutes sharper.
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Pompey fans in block 42? Will they disinfect the seating afterwards or is there no disinfecant strong enough, so the seats will be replaced? Nice they are interested in the fans. nice the beer and concourses might improve (and at least that the problem is noted), but not sure about moving away fans for the reasons above.
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Bees(0) vs Saints (1)- first half and half-time thread
brmbrm replied to sad saints fan's topic in The Saints
F*ck me, that's inflation for you: at 7:30 you reckoned they were worth £3M: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=19612&page=4 (posts 151) and now its £15M!!!! -
Bees(0) vs Saints (1)- first half and half-time thread
brmbrm replied to sad saints fan's topic in The Saints
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A pint and a half. Thats the difference.
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ooh my! Just like Christmas all over again!
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Both of course. First, can you GUARANTEE we will beat the fish f&^ckers if we lose the JPT semi? Of course not. Vice versa - of course not. So why the hell not both?
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Ticket prices: they should be £2 max. After all, we don't want to give them any money at all.
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Here's another footy rant. Not mine, absolutely not, and no idea where it originated, but makes me laugh every time. "I'm feeling all angry about these modern day footballers, I know why they have gone all soft - it's because of poncy names. That's what it is. Remember in the old days, when footy players kicked a ****ing ball made out of ten pound of clay stitched inside a steel-reinforced leather shell with laces made out of piano wire? Well, in them days players could only survive the rigours of the game because they were called things like Albert, Arthur, Bert, Harry, Bill, Eddie, Bob, Jack and Tommy. ****ing tough names for tough men, them was. and what do we have now? Gavin, Wayne, Dean, Ryan, Jamie, Robbie. ****ing tarts' names, they are. Great big ****ing puffs. No wonder the ball's like a ****ing balloon and shin pads is like slices of bread. In the old days you never saw a Len Shackleton or a Billy Wright with a puffy little Sondico piece of paper down his little thin socks. ****ing shinpads in them days was made out of library books, and socks was like sackcloth. Same with the jerseys. ****ing shirts with holes in now so they can breathe. Yes, so that little Jody's hairless chest can breathe and he doesn't get a chill. **** off. Stanley Matthews used to dribble round Europe's finest wearing a ****ing tent and shorts cobbled together from the jacket of his de-mob suit. Aye, he ****ing did. No wonder players fall over all the time whenever an opponent comes anywhere near them. And they never used to show their arses at one another either. Can you imagine what might have happened if Don Revie had flashed his ring at Nat Lofthouse during a City-Bolton Wanderers game? He'd have got one of them size-10 hobnail ****ers up his bastard chuff. ****ing therapy for stress my arse! Stan Collymore slaps his missus about and he takes three seasons off with stress counselling. What the **** is that all about? In the old days it was expected for footballers to belt the old sow about a bit, specially after a bad defeat. And the women used to expect it, and so they should have. They was lucky to be married to footballers. Ha! Trevor Morley got a kitchen knife in his back off his wife and was out of action for three month. Soft ****. Archie Mc****t of Port Vale got run over with horse and cart one Friday night and he still turned out against Bradford the following day. And he scored two goals. That's cos his name wasn't "Trevor". Good old Archie. Broke his hip, both his legs, murdered his wife and buried her under the patio and still made the England team for the Home Internationals. Did he have any "stress counselling"? Did he ********! And drugs? There was none of that in the old days. Oh, no. In them days it was a quick shot of morphine before kick-off and you was lucky if you got that. By half-time it had all but wore off so they pumped you full of laudanum. None of this cocaine sniffing and shooting up class A narcotics. I know. Me dad told me. Goal celebrations? Don't talk to me about goal celebrations. Crawling on the floor and thrusting their hips at the crowd. Huh! I'd like to have seen Cliff Bastin do that after a run down the left flank and crossing for Alex James to fire home a winner. Handshakes...and that was all you got. That and a **** in the showers afterwards. But it was a proper ****...all man stuff. None of these puffy ****s between blokes that you get nowadays with players like Greame Le Saux and Stephen Gerrard. Allegedly. In them days, there was nowt wrong with it cos it didn't mean nowt. They used to say there was a "gay atmosphere" in the dressing room after the match. But it didn't mean owt mucky. Just a bit of harmless spanking the plank among healthy young sportsmen. Aye. I know. Me dad told me. Sixty grand a ****ing week! Ha! I wouldn't pay 'em tuppence. Two bob Tommy Lawton used to get...a month! And Tom Finney still worked as a plumber four days a week when he was playing for England. It's true, you know. ****ing is. Players had to work them days just to make up their money. Not like today. Stan Pearson had to clean sewers and doubled up as Old Trafford ****house cleaner. He had to go off during one game because some **** had built a log cabin and blocked the U-bend. And that Eddie Hapgood was a male model... though he never liked to talk about it. So I say we start calling kids real male names again. If you're having a kid, don't even consider puffy names and ****e names like what people call their kids these days. Otherwise what we gonna get in twenty years' time? The England team full of players called Keanu, Ronan, Ashley and ****ing Chesney. **** that! Call your kids Alf, Herbert, Len, Frank, Fred and Wilf. And let's get the puffs out of the game once and for all. I thank you."
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Wanna swap with my ticket?
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Here's the full quote as reported in the Echo: “I think top six is what we’re going to be aiming for,” he said. “The ambition of the manager, he wants top two, so that shows the ambition of the manager. Clearly the first sentence says what everyone except you remembers: and ots "going to be" as in "the future". And only an idiot would put any confidence in the truth of womething reported in the Echao as third-hand hearsay, epecially when it contradicts the previous sentecne.
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Just go back to "your" thread, eh, sad ar$e?
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Agreed. waste of bandwidth. Lock it.
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"...the former defender was most recently at English outfit Southampton, though his spell there was a truncated one......" Yup, sure was.
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Mmmm, "not a chance in hell" means you would be willing to offer some decent odds on us reaching the playoffs? 10-1 would just be greedy, but how about 5-1? "Not a chance in hell" must be a MUCH longer shot than that. Form a queue here...
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Did the survey then read the tread - i agree with all of this: sometimes problems logging on and can't choose specific seats means its useless if buying tickets for friends. Nice to be asked though. Now, decent beer in the concourses!
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How those Youtube things get rated at 5 stars is beyond me. Eh? Wassat? Oh..... I see. Beer beats objectivity in this universe. I give up.......
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Lens call for potless Pompey to be shut down
brmbrm replied to hottubsaint's topic in General Sports
Not so: when you go into admin determines when the penalty applies. We were a few days too late to have the penalty last year instead of this. Not sure of Premier League rules, which are differetn to FL. However, there must be a good chance of (a) admin and a 9 (?) point penalty this year (b) relegation and © starting next year without sorting out HMRC issues, leading to another deduction next year (I'd settle for 15, but Luton got 30 points for less). Happy New Year! -
http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/FixturesResults/0,,10280,00.html Tue 6 19:00 H Torquay United JPT (S) W If the OS reckons we won, I reckon we won.