Manuel

Get one of those solar powered mowers, a speedboat and Moussa Dembele on a 4 year contract.

Not sure I've seen that one. Is it on Netflix?

If it's on the other page, it doesn't count. Rule 26.

Pardon?

IIRC he was echoing the PM's gratitude towards the fire fighters hard work today and somehow managed to shoehorn this evening's game into it in a "other people we should be celebrating" sort of way.

Kier Starmer mentioned it in PMQ's today if that counts, which it shouldn't.

The reported "sky-high pay packet" would probably scupper that plan.

Yes, but if we can't get anyone permanent in, it might be a temporary solution.

If they won't sell Delap, wouldn't a loan be a decent move for all involved?

Whoever it is, they'll have to get past the great, pointless human bollard.

Sunak vs Truss with Truss on top? With Sunak's appeal steadily increasing, I suspect he'll take her from behind.

The usual remedy is to break its back with a stick.

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I only have youtube to go on, but he seems very positive. I laughed at one bit, as he receives the ball his team mate urges him to play it back, he ignores the instruction turns and makes a forward pass. Yeah!!

No chance, I sit in the family section where it's relatively safe.

The chant that goes "Let's go England, let's go!" I first heard it in badminton matches but it seems to have crept into tennis.

It is easier to put cream on a layer of jam than vice versa. I don't care about the politics, it just makes more sense.

If this fella can head the ball, a 6'7 striker might be just what we need. The amount of corners we waste, even with JWP.

That Liverpool goal was epic. The seven second goal was also something else, a record in our favour for once. And this belter on the day Mane got his hat-trick: https://youtu.be/f-t9eOEjW4E

Don't you hate it when people use poor analogies to try to win an argument? It's like writing a novel and expecting the reader to read it backwards.

Our new Head of Performance Psychology, Victor Meldrew.

Ryanair's "priority" system worked well the other day. All the priority tickets asked to stand up and wait in a queue to check passports for 20 minutes then sent into the baking hot tunnel to stand for a further 20 minutes. After all that, the non-priority scum had to finally get off their arses in the cool, comfortable lounge and go and join them. And we all took off together.

True. It's a pity we never successfully invested in players to take advantage of his ability with corners. We win enough corners but rarely do we get on the end of them.

"Asking for an autograph" apparently 😂

Re-deploy him as Fitness Coach?