Big John

Lost on me unless it's a tenuous link to this: A HAND IN THE BIRD by Roald Dahl I am a maiden who is forty, And a maiden I shall stay. There are some who call me haughty, But I care not what they say. I was running the tombola At our church bazaar today, And doing it with gusto In my usual jolly way When suddenly, I knew not why, There came a funny feeling Of something crawling up my thigh! I nearly hit the ceiling! A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean! How exquisitely tickly! Quite soon I know I'm going to scream. I've got to catch it quickly. I made a grab. I caught the mouse, Now right inside my knickers. A mouse my foot! It was a HAND! Great Scott! It was the vicar's!'

fsure

Did any real men present tell him off Stu or is he really really hard, harder than you for instance?

Farley (charlie)

Crumbs

/\ edited, cheers.

Hadn't seen this on the OS but Swindon have details confirmed on their OS. Not prices as yet but apparently is on Tues 31st KO 19:45: http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~2126163,00.html

fool

weasel

Leather folding cowboy hat: http://www.goldmountaintrading.com/fold-up-hat.html

If Hants win this, will they get invited to St Mary's like they did a couple of years back. The Northam sang '2 teams in ampsher, there's only 2 teams in amsher'.

Grant Holt

Ivan

Was the pony alright. I do believe that by law you MUST report a collision with a pony. Was there a crime scene investigation officer? CSI Bashley, has a nice ring to it...

position

The Orient programme is going to be a tough read. Maybe the Club could allow the fans to write tributes and publish the lot in a pull-out? A really 'must do' though is for steve and baj to send a simple floral tribute from "All on the SWF'. I saw some lovely floral arrangements at the crematorium a couple of weeks ago, I think they were there from Malcolm (the 41 yell old saints fan who died a couple of weeks back, sorry I can't remember his full name). Do we know when?where the service is being held? Will it be a private affair? It would be nice if the mourners could get to read a simple card saying"from all of your friends in the stands at St Mary's. We love you. xx"

Is this camera any good? I ask the serious photographers on the site. Is it worth the current highest bid -£80 (reserve met)?

absence

I was thinking...Will Nicola be needed in Switzerland for a while now, helping to put his affairs in order. He was a personal friend and must be very upset right now. Maybe someone could slart a thread with messages for Nicola, all he must hear from here is that there is constant bickering! Sympathies to you too Nicola, may (your) God help you to find the strength to carry on. And worry not, most are 100% behind you, take assume time out for yourself and we'll keep the team motivated, when you come back the Club will be in rude health I am sure.

So who currently is Alan Pardew answerable to? Does he answer directly to Nicola and no-one else?

Deprivation

rate (of)

Reef

I heard a story once about a wealthy american businessman who was sold that very same crossing by some chancer, a couple of weeks after returning home he recieived a parcel from FedEx containing a 10 litre pot of white paint.

That condition is known in the paediatric circles as an 'NFP'. 'Normal For Paulsgrove'.