Big John

****ing Pompey:

Gillingham is in Kent.

It was a joke. What i want to know is where the hell are hey getting all these korans from? Amazon? Will they not just go up in value as happened to Beatles record sales when those 'brave and free' americans decided that they were a bit too naughty for their liking.

Shouldn't this be against that treaty thing, what is it called, kiyoto, or something. Where I live we're not allowed to have bonfires, let alone take part in a hate crime. Then again they ain't got Guy Fawkes to take all that anger out on. I see the 5th of November as our chance to say to the government "Oi, don't forget Guy Fawkes you lot.

Oi Oi, keep it clean mate.

Mine happened on the same day, one was as a result of the other.

Delldays, seriously. If and when you come out, will you promise to share some of these stories with us? I love knowing what our Government are really up to, I genuinely am intrigued my friend.

Cruella

Wrong thread, that is a good joke, I will use that. A crap joke: I went to a bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his ****tail. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" He said: "He feeds my pet hamster, leaves little notes in my lunchbox and then at weekends we stay in bed and make love in between cups of tea. He is a really big Saints fan, I love it when he comes home after they have won, we always get a celebratory bottle of wine and have sex into the early hours" I said: "Well, so WHY are you crying?" He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me on the sofa whilst we watch Kylie videos." I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!" And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!" Not as you may think a 'gay' joke but a humourous insight into the world of someone with Alzheimer's. Humourous moments are rare living with a Mum or dad or Wife/Husband, but they are precious. The hidden and forgotten elderly in our Society - As anyone has been touched by Alzheimer's will confirm, the care of OUR elderly is falling far short of what we should accept yet it is actually getting worse. This government had better watch which way this institutionalised neglect of it's citizens is heading. BASTARDS. PROTEST.

Keegan complained at not being able to bring in his own 60 year old advisor when with England, then Sven brings in a 62 year old (iirc). The reasons behind his so called failure at that point in his managerial carre are not as clear cut as his knockers would have us believe. Fulham, he left in a fantastic position which imo was perfect for both them (Fulham) and himself to move forward. If he came here and got us up just one division then I for one would say job well done, review position and move on, preferably together but not essential. Give us just one season with Kevin Nicola and you will not regeret it one little bit. One BIG plus for Nicola would be that some of those press guys would have no choice but to buy your pics, they'd be mad not to. KK sells papers.

Regarding the request for a barber, the one in Burgess Road near to the Uni is pretty much up there with some of the finest stylists I have ever had. I think the owner is a local as people are constantly popping their heads in and chatting with him. Whilst waiting for a trim a couple of weeks ago he did some very impressive cuts on a couple of young lads, in readiness for the new term no doubt. No mucking around he sculpted some pretty cool (sorry) tramlines which really did suit the hairstyles. I would recomend them if you want a young trendy cut, and don't be put off by anyone smirking at the difference between a 'barber' and a 'stylist', the term 'men's hair stylist' is just gay-speak for a 'barber'. Take that from the horses mouth.

farm (animal)

What is known as a 'Cotese'ism' around St mary's nowadays.

well put phil, i just think that the use of the word 'committee' puts many people (I include myself) off the idea. The method that you have described is much better than a committee, it sounds more like a 'team' as per the old business adage, they need to go through the stages; form, storm, reform, norm, perform (or something like that). I feel that it will work just so long as everyone involved has an opinion that is valued by the others. Anyway, it's Cortese's club now, so better to be on that 'committee' that not, would you agree?

explicit

Kev Keegan imho would be idealy suited to our current situation. We have a great team of players, on their day they are an excellent team made up of some very experienced wily players and some naturally gifted younger ones. It is quite a balanced squad. I reckon that KK would be the rocket that they need up their arses right now, we (as a club) may be struggling to lift ourselves out of the sepf-pity that followed Markus' death but we all know that the time for mourning is over and the time fro reflection has been foisted upon us by Pardew's leaving. Kevi Keegan is the messiah who can, and I hope will, lead us to the promised land. One thing that Nicola could learn from others who Kevin has fell out with is that it has oft been the case that they have not left him to get on with it. We have to remember that incentives are what lead people and apart from the financial ones, Kevin knows exactly what can be achieved at this little old South Coast Club. that is what drew him here in 1982 and it is no coincidence to anyone around at the time that we enjoyed arguably our best season ever with him. He left because we didn't shore up the defence, as manager it will be his responsibility. I love the man.

show

I have spent many holidays being tossed about on the high seas.

rain

Sorry if already posted but is the official site 'down'. http://saintsfc.co.uk Whatever could this mean?

/\ Who do you think you are? Preaching 'morals' to people who's selfless gestures you know nothing about? This thread demonstrates the niceness that many in society retain, simple gestures that help our neighbour. Helping those that you owe no favour to is a fine example of kindness. You and your ilk could do well to learn from this fine example. Please also bear in mind that kindness is not a weakness, selfishness is. On a personal note, I do not like dogs.

Kentish

gold

hoof

I am not surprised one little bit at the time and attention to detail that Nicola is taking. I heard a rumour that Marcus didn't only gift him that watch, he may also have left him the club (lock, stock...) in his will. I stress, that it was a rumour.