Big John

I have 12 incehs but i don't use it as a rule..

The shop in Burgess Road with the sign 'Aids for the Disabled'. Sat on the upstairs of a bus with a friend when he spotted it and said to me 'as if they haven't got enough problems!!'

I recall them having a full sized TARDIS on the roof a while back, can't recall the wording though.

had a job once where i got to watch the acts getting changed, that was n ice on occasion. atm, nought but the occasional overnight stay in a B&B with my other half in tow.

yup. Okey dokey... This next person is always assured of a Welcome in America. And as an interesting aside I have actually slept and had sex in the same bedroom as this person, although not at the same time I hasten to add.

burger

The couple of times i have watched him I thought that he found space quite naturally but the supporting playrs weren't expecting it or were not up to his level of forward thinking. At Swindon he got the ball in the 18 yard box, looked around to see RL and others stood like statues and dinked it over the top into space, they should have chased it imo. Or perhaps he needs to be told to do some fancy flick type attempts on goal next time? I view him as a MLT type player when MLT was just breaking into the 1st team.

unemployed

I get to put my penis into the bacon slicer. The bacon slicer's name is Dave. tada

korky

hirsute (sp)

Keith?

From your demeanour I'd have said that you are permanently 'due on' tbf

wedge

fag

Gordon Ramsay - one of the ugly sisters Juilo Iglesias - Real Madrid (Enrique's dad for you young'uns)

We are now at exactly the same games played, points tally and GD as this point last year, a tough act to follow, also out of the LC (to Prem opponents). Only this year we are + points (still -2 last time out) and we went through October unbeaten in all comps which was the first of 4 months (iirc) throughout the campaign that we accomplished that feat. Comparing this position to that of AP's at the same point one might agree that NC and NA can have no excuse for not bettering last year's haul. Might be a good time to catch the bookies napping (pun intended)?

nudge (nudge, wink, wink)

I am sat in my underpants. and bridge too far, my bedroom, like yours, requires no additional heat source.

/\ that's state education for ya!

cortese

Nope, this person is real. ? indeed. clue - his mistress (a noted operatic star) was murdered in the foyer of the royal opera house, covent garden. Her murderer (a jealous admirer) was hung for the crime at Tyburn.

Why is it every time we visit friends of mine, you never want to come?

Mozart ('s dad)

The bit in bold is the key. Chances of that happening = slim (imho), based on pure conjecture, speculation and rumour of course. ;-)