Big John

Oi! Ciao Titmunch Opera

Friend just texted me reckons we have a Russian connection now. First I have heard of it

Sounds plausible in hindsight. Just like the meetings with the Russian gang who wanted to buy us and the 'secret' meetings discussing such. Still in the wings I understand too!

Get the Markus flag out and don't hand it back. That'll show im.

He's a looker though, that's certain parts of the fanbase on board already.

Concerns raised by food agency about high Shergar content of their weight watchers range.

Gaston was very Gulyesque. .

You should try their more exotic range. The 1/4 Pandas are delicious.

I just use an old sky box since cancelling. Is there an idiots way of deleting all those channels that don't work and saving me from scrolling through them all the time?

I got a scar after putting my penis in a meat slicer, he never returned my calls

Tax on the poor.

Selling on eBay. Ends this morning and cheap as cheap at the moment. Grab a unique and rare bit of Beatles memorabilia. http://http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=140903860769&index=0&nav=SEARCH&nid=32898169020

Don't know if it's already been suggested but I'd recommend these presenters get in touch with Max Clifford before they get royally shafted by the press. It is sad and regrettable but we do not need any sacrificials imho.

So far so good with htis one: http://cricfree.tv/live-american-football-streaming-ch6.php Not bad in full screen too.

So far so good with htis one: http://cricfree.tv/live-american-football-streaming-ch6.php Not bad in full screen too.

Bet Gatwick Town hate having London Gatwick on their patch too.

Mike doesn't need new material, as long as there are people who get pleasure from seeing a man with his hand up a horses head pretending it is s talking horse named Desert Orchid then he will sell tickets* to his shows. *Sky Sports permitting of course.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=404582869608760&set=a.383313805069000.93653.383313725069008&type=1&theater

http://https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=404582869608760&set=a.383313805069000.93653.383313725069008&type=1&theater

How about this? Might not work on the barca strip though:

It's no skin off my nose what others do. And I don't stick my nose in other peoples business......well, not in that sense.

faceplam. where to begin..... i don't think i have ever said that i am an actual practising homosexual mr grissly. as in your world there are many terms for the sex act and i would assume that the gay scene is no different as there are lots of euphamisms for the participants, the positions and the act of doing it, you know what. i'm a bit long in the tooth to know what the current trends are but i can tell you that many years ago i had 'a friend' (is that how you like it?) who told me that when going on the tube he would travel in the last carriage and display either a brown or a red hankerchief from his shirt or jacket pocket depending on what persuasion partner he was trying to attract on that particular day. i believe that in those days as it is today just wanting sex did not mean that tou would do it with just anyone, people have standards and it is the media that used to present homosexuals as dirty. lesbians have always had it easier on that front. please don't call me bj aswell, its not really funny, big or clever now is it. in a long term relationship i would imagine that over the years the physical side lessens whichever gender or persuasion someone is, this is accompanied by lovemaking becoming something very special and tender. i am sorry that at you young age you are not satisfied with your lot as you will probably carry this angst into your older years and it is not unknown for people in similar circumstances to grow into a sexual deviant, this is my understanding and not a fact. have you considered that you might be trying too hard? stand in any bar or meeting place bearsy and you can observe the people trying too hard and they attract ridicule from strangers and their friends, do you ever turn round to find your friends laughing and they won't share the joke with you?

have you considered the 'does this drink taste funny to you?' approach ? and i will add that being gay can attract women who do not see you as a predator, but you sound like a predator so i'd give that a miss. i heard a horrible chat up line which went something l;ike. 'ive got a gun, lets not turn a sexual assault into a murder', you hetros are quite horrible at times.

Not been the same since they started playing it in foreign soil, even worse when they let a foreign team play in the final. a final i might add that in might book is null and void for that very reason. hate the idea of foreign teams in english leagues. i would replace one of them with berwick rangers for a start.

Nope. GTFOFM.