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I think we all know what the teams badges look like..... HTH

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According to the Telegraph .... "Had the Chelsea fixture gone ahead as planned, Southampton would have been one short of the 10-game threshold beyond which Premier League clubs receive £470,000 for every appearance in a live televised game. "

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

Madeira is really nice at that time of year - great for seafood restaurants, pretty harbour, but only one beach at Calhetta (sand exported from the Sahara)

You haven't got much of a view, have you? How about sticking some pictures of the New Forest to it - you'll feel much happier as a result.

Stop dringling you load of mollynoggers

The one who isn't smiling?

Feeding curry to a sheep reduces the amount of methane in its farts by 40%

Hey Tokes - here's a new word for when you're playing scrabble : Mollynogging

Hi Spuddy, Its at the same time, of course - you daft or something? I don't know what the fool did to annoy so many bees, but it may have something to do with this crazy woman :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2282362/It-makes-sex-great-Meet-woman-stings-bees-100-times-week-pleasure.html

Olivia Newton-John was president of the Isle of Man Basking Shark Society.

What's going on? I look away for a few hours and now we're harping on about camels? I suppose in the interests of continuity, I'll keep up the animal connection ...... Believe it or not, the most times a person has been stung by bees without dying is 2,443.

Darn it, I was so looking forward to my prize...... I guess I'll have to get some kind of value out of this site now. Believe it or not the Turkish for cannibal is yamyam

And I accept your reward as well, Tokes

I accept the award, Bear - thank you very much

Did you know that a boar produces 200ml of semen each time it ejaculates, compared to a man's 3ml?

Thanks Toke - I'll BEAR that in mind. On a similar subject.... did you also know that the river with the largest discharge volume in Albania is called the Seman. About 100 miles north of the Seman is the small town of Puke.

All Bran is only 87% bran.

No offence taken - you actually made me smile. How on earth do you know how animated I am? Strange ..........

Oh look everyone!!!! - another snob Saints fan!! I suppose you and the Turkey brigade would prefer 20 "proper" Saints fans rather than hundreds or thousands of "Chapel" types.......... tw*t

Paddy was arrested for punching his wife - again. The judge asks, "Tell me, Mr Molloy, why do you keep beating her?" Paddy replies, "I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork ..."

swear filter ...... try again G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?" "I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the muff by a hornet...now her vag has completely closed up!!! " "Bummer mate" "Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"

G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?" "I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the ***** by a hornet...now her vag has completely closed up!!! " "Bummer mate" "Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"

I have 2 season tickets - how do I get one more ticket for this game, and get 3 seats together? Can I give up my season tickets to get 3 seats together? Can I do this online or do I have to call the ticket office....