Hang on, you ight be on to something
Newspapers, Twitter, and Wikipedia all indicate Davide Astori is a defender. I've not seen him play as a defender. His goal record is very poor which could be indicative of a defender, but i've not seen all the games so I can't be sure.
Better just ignore him all together until i've seen him play week in, week out. That's if he's even a footballer, or exists at all.