scotty

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. I'd expect the commission to pull out every stop to keep us in, if we leave others will follow and the eu project will effectively be finished. I see it as a similar situation to the economic crisis, they bailed out greece, spain and the others with enormous sums of money in order to keep them in the eurozone because if one left it would have been the end of the currency.

I'll give you a tip there mate. As you approach passport control, if you raise a hand, smile and shout "allahu akbar" they'll chuckle and let you straight through.

Sweet.

Thank you.

As per usual, I've sent the annual curry payment to steve grant. And as per f*cking usual he hasn't spotted it, and obviously I can't pmail him to point it out. Can someone pm him for me?

That's bang out of order and totally uncalled for. But I still laughed.

If that was the case, our local derby would be against Eastleigh. If we'd been lucky.

Whether he wrote it himself or not, it was a nice gesture.

I thought his family owned a load of the tomato farms there?

I don't think matty ever needed the money, weren't his family already very well off? It was also the thing about living close to Southampton airport. One of those rare players who genuinely played for the love of the game and nothing much else.

I'd suggest the reply that "different people believe different things, but nobody knows for sure." Which, if nothing else, is 100% accurate.

Dreadful occurrence. Hopefully the authorities will get to the bottom of exactly how and why it happened, and make it public knowledge.

One of the jokes on here made me laugh so much that I sent it to every single one of my mates. "lol", he texted back.

Jesus christ on a f*cking boris bike. Now I'm genuinely scared.

What?? Can someone tell me this an in-joke? Please?

I doubt that's the case. Lambert moved because he was suddenly given the chance to return with his family to his home town club. They probably paid him more than we were paying him, granted, but I don't imagine that was his main motivation. I'm just sorry it didn't work out for him.

Fair play. Three bites and counting, reel them in.

He'll probably scrape by. Great news, btw. Well chuffed with this.

You won't get the popups if you fork out steve grants beer money.

I'm very sad to see him go, but I concur with the rest of this. Pellè won't be as easy to replace as some posters seem to think. Good luck Graziano, all the best in China.

Can somebody tell me wtf this means? Anyone?

Christ almighty.

Brexit won't mean much to the eu, in itself. But if it triggers an ongoing response in other members, it will start a problem. And if one of those members is in the eurozone and votes to leave that's when the real trouble will start.

The attendance figures and capacity nowadays don't really mean a lot. As long as there are enough there to make a bit of noise I don't suppose the club are too bothered about the numbers, gate money is kind of irrelevant compared with another couple of steps up the PL table.