scotty

...... in our quest for 17th next season.

Just seen the exact same thing in the 99p shop that I'd already bought in Poundland. Gutted.

Say that in a scottish accent and you could be complaining about us.

Don't joke. Even I can't find anything comical in that scenario, and I used to write gags for sicki.

I'm getting my own back on the wife this Saturday. I plan to take her to eleven different pubs in town, then go back to the very first one we visited. And that's when I'll buy my pint.

So, she was playing us like a violin after all. Wimmin.

People often ask how I got my fortune. Did I inherit it? Shrewd stock market investments? Maybe a big lottery win? No. I just stand outside Anfield every saturday, selling black armbands.

I remember getting a beating from the PE teacher in the school showers. Luckily I managed to climb out of the window and get to my car before he killed me.

F*cking hell, they're even stealing our posts now??

Freud might have something to say about that.

Although I had second snap at this particular fly, I really wasn't expecting thirty-odd bites here. It's quiet out there.....too damn quiet.....

Whats the rush?

Probably the Saints connection, prem experience, type of club he managed in the prem, and his availability. That's why he was strongly linked with the saints job in the first place. That said, I'm hoping we don't go that route.

Danny La Rue has passed away. That's bad news however you dress it up.

Stop worrying. The joke is not so much obscure as opaque.

Make it WGs cock. He's not using it. ☺️

They can dream up all the idiotic model names they want, but it's still a f*cking datsun.

Mo Mowlam cited in proving Corbyn pro-IRA. Nice one, babes.

tbf, that was always going to be the case. Short term, there aren't going to suddenly be shedloads more top quality players to go round for clubs to buy with the extra cash. If anything it just makes "smaller" clubs that much more vulnerable to losing key players to the big fish.

Some blokes reckon that using a moisturiser after shaving is a bit gay. I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.

Change of username is an optional account bolt-on, charged at 1 poppadom per syllable.

God, how embarrassing. My mother just caught me masturbating. Hell of a time for her to come out of a three year coma.

I'm sorry kingsland, but you're in entirely the wrong place to talk sense. Move along please.

Behave. Any more of that and we'll have dalek on here touting Hoddle. Again.