scotty

I can vouch for that

First: crap Second : social Third: waste

"The neighbour's dog has crapped in our garden again," I complained to my wife. "Well, get a shovel and throw it over the fence," she suggested. It hasn't helped. There's still dogsh*t on my lawn and now the neighbours have my shovel.

Can you imagine if social media had been around when Diana died? We'd have crashed every computer system in the galaxy.

....... as David Cameron pointed out. Probably the most worthwhile point he ever made.

That album cover was a bit iffy, tbh. A distinct touch of the glitters about it.

That album cover was a bit iffy, tbh. A distinct touch of the glitters about it.

:) I trust that one of them is Bow Wow Wow?

:) I trust that one of them is Bow Wow Wow?

Must be a joke, but it works because it rings true Back on track..... As I finished dressing and paid the prostitute, she said "You're the first man ever to make me come." "Alright love" I said briskly, "no need to give me all that bullsh*t..." "No sir, don't you remember?" she asked. "Mandy Williams, year 8 maths?"

Must be a joke, but it works because it rings true Back on track..... As I finished dressing and paid the prostitute, she said "You're the first man ever to make me come." "Alright love" I said briskly, "no need to give me all that bullsh*t..." "No sir, don't you remember?" she asked. "Mandy Williams, year 8 maths?"

So, looks like we've signed a transvestite manager with AIDS who refuses to wear a tie. At least that might put Liverpool off.

Good spot turks...

Tell that to Pierrepoint.

My computer crashed this morning. That was bad enough, but then all the other computers slowed down to have a look.

That occurred to me as the obvious move too, but then I remembered SRL.

He also posted on the election thread a confident statement that the tories would gain a 50 seat majority

Meh. Your comment would be far more interesting if you knew a psychologist who isn't a dickhead.

As you say, its twitter so quite possibly utter b*llocks. But if true, we're probably seeing a combination of Poland starting from a very low wage base, France and Germany stitching up europe to suit themselves like always, and the UK electorate standing still for lower wages and living standards in the face of relentless austerity mantras from the governing party.

It'll be Piegate all over again.

Get off the fence mate.

Got to say Monk, I took your original reply as having a pop at leG as well. However, as you're one of the few genuine itks still bothering to post on here, as far as I'm concerned you have carte blanche. The alternative is an itk vacuum filled by glasgow and art, and I couldn't face that.

.......ah, one for the connoisseur........the perfect 3:54 am post. Textbook.

So was I. If they'd have held out for another ninety minutes I'd have won the mini sweepstake. Gutted.