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So, the transfer has been shellved?

Thick enough to use twitter, for a start.

:D

Someone call a doctor, Faz has gone down with a nasty case of MLG

"What first attracted you to me?" smiled my wife. I said "probably your gravitational pull."

That's alright alps, we'll just go knocking at celtic. Plus ca change.

When it comes to treating people who self-harm, I'm right there at the cutting edge.

I'm guessing that the club don't see it as pointless, or they would have done one or the other already.

Liverpool qualifying, possibly.

From Wikipedia Pochettino and Gazzaniga are family friends, both having been born in Murphy, Argentina.

Some of us have OCD. Or CDO, as it should be called.

True, but he always seemed to get away with the important ones. In fact I was only thinking on Saturday how he's suddenly getting penalised at west ham for shirtpulls, niggly tackles, obstructions, little sideways digs etc that he did all the time but never got pulled up for here. Maybe we're perceived as a clean-playing side by the refs?

Meh. Never could stand him anyway. (Apologies for the churlishness, it's a rainy monday morning and the wifes got a cob on for a change....)

I'm reminded of the public outings by Tatchell and his Stonewall crew years ago, when gay people were publicly outed against their own wishes. Why are we still baying for anybody to discuss their own sexuality if they have no wish to do so? Most of us have something among our sexual preferences which we would consider personal and nobody else's business; why should gay people be any different? If Hugo Scheckter wants to make a public announcement then fine, that's his choice, that doesn't mean it has to be everybodys.

Why would he need to announce publicly that his favourite colour is red? The only people who could conceivably require that information are those likely to buy him a gift.

That belongs on the joke thread, get to it. We need new blood there.

When she comes round? Tomorrow night?? What the hell did you knock her out with?

The paedos must be creaming themselves over that. And if the parents insist that he should be able to do anything he feels like doing, as star clouds heifers seem to be saying, why stop at the toys he plays with and the clothes he wears? That new zealand 8 year old is pretty articulate, what if he rocks up after school in a year or two and declares his love for a teacher? Will they say "be what you want to be" and leave it at that? In fact the more I think about it the more it strikes me as a brilliant way of abdicating responsibility; "well, all we did was let you do whatever you wanted...."

When the prostitute asked my scouse mate if he wanted a blowjob, he replied "will it affect my benefits?"

You say that as if it's a bad thing turks. I've seen loads of films with lesbians in them and they always seem quite cheerful.

Germany.

"Secret Site Agent", eh? http://www.sickipedia.net/joke/ua7o5wqkuafo5

Maybe I should pitch it

There is definitely something to this. I've seen it with a nephew, he's in his late twenties and frankly isn't the sharpest tool in the box. He's decided on what appear to be artistic grounds that he wants his cock chopped off and has moved abroad, partly to facilitate this. He was forever quoting idiotic statements about lifestyle choices that really boil down to delusional fantasies about self image and fashion, which I'm convinced are fuelled by the current wave of transgender press overkill. It reminds me slightly of the odd phenomenon a decade or so back when some gay men were actively seeking to become HIV positive as a lifestyle choice/statement. I'd also agree wholeheartedly with smirker that while it might be ok for an adult to do whatever they please, it's wrong on every level to drag a child into it.

Just tried buffstream for the whu game, it was perfect yesterday for saints but today its buffering and swamping out click ads left right and centre.