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They ought to let him go. His head's in Barcelona so it would be immoral to keep him.

Is a Burnley win to cap it off too much to ask?

Racist

Rooney??!

If MLG had posted that under a different pseudonym, would anyone have been in the slightest doubt about who had actually posted it?

I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline today. A kid answered, called me a c*nt and told me to f*ck off.

His end product is lacking, sure enough, but he makes up for that with the panic he creates in oppo defences. Someone mentioned him playing like an angry wasp, that's a decent description.

73 blokes were sitting around in paradise looking at each other. Finally, one clears his throat and says "well, this is embarrassing."

I doubt that goal cost him his job, tbh. Given the way palace played, by all accounts something of a blinder, the decision had likely already been taken.

Glasgow can tell after a less than a week whether a new burger flipper is good enough. He's always pleased when they aren't, that leaves the position open again and he can dream of promotion.

How do you know he isn't already lamping his players with the hairdryer?

Does it actually matter nowadays? I can't remember the last time I plugged anything directly into the router, surely wifi is fast enough now?

People keep saying this, but how many games has Gabbi actually played the full 90 for us? I assumed at the beginning that it was a question of getting him up to speed on the pace of the prem, and reminded me of when lallana used to always come off after 75 mins, but you'd think he could play the full game by now, surely?

MLG to the main board...... Paging MLG......

Oh well, at least the dippers got stuffed too. That's the only positive I can think of at the moment.

I have a horrible feeling that you could be right.

He's asking where you've heard the vvd episode referred to as vandammgate, as you said people round your way are calling it that. HTH. Incidentally, if there's ever a scandal involving a gate, the press are going to be pretty stumped.

That's trumped by the parents right to carry on drinking, smoking, gambling and sh*gging around unfettered by the financial burden of a bawling ungrateful sprog. Do keep up, turks.

Absolutely. I'm as annoyed as the next man by his antics, but unless he's going to play for us wtf was the point of going to the lengths we have to keep hold of him?

It's times like these that we really need a "like" button.

Yep, and especially for that goal.....

My fiancee and I were looking at wedding rings. "Three grand??" I gasped. "Is there nothing cheaper?" "It's the very highest quality Sir," said the jeweller. "This ring will last for your lifetime together." "Exactly," I replied. "It's only got to last her til Christmas."

Hmmmm. Looks a bit square, and I don't like the strap much. Dial looks good though.

You don't often see seven massive tits in the same photo.