scotty

lmao, good start:D

I was expecting a flood of bad text jokes about this, but it hasn't materialised and frankly, I'm disappointed. Has anyone else received any? If so, please post them here

stfu;)

You must be one hell of a hot date...

= alcoholic

if Hammond isnt fit within 2 weeks, I say we should shoot him. Harsh but fair;)

depends who youre hoping to sh*g at the end of it I guess avram forks out more than that in horton heath

dark snide?

We cant all get to the games, simple as. Up to age 16 I never missed a home match, but things change; 3 years college in Nottingham, then 3 years working in Stoke knocked that on the head. Nowadays, I have to be in the shop saturdays or I wouldnt earn a living, and evening matches are out if I ever want to see my wife, who being a non-driving nurse I have to drop off and collect from the hospital. I have a mate in Dartford whos in pretty much the same situation and another diehard Saints fan, we unfailingly speak before, after and often during the game, as far as Im concerned that doesnt make us any less "fans" than anyone else. I often wish I had a 9-5 weekday job that I could leave at the office and get to St Marys, but in my line of work that simply isnt possible.

...after one game:confused: I'm assuming you arent serious, and that this is quality trolling. Nice one

feel the love.....

enough already:p

of course hes miserable, hadnt you heard? He. Lives. In. Scotland.

hes probably still got the same groin tbf

what other kind of teeth does the miserable tw*t have?

Steve Coppell would have signed him on a permanent by now

How times have changed, not many months back we'd have been the ones doing the fending off:)

dont move to pompey then, unless you want to starve;) and in my experience, chippys are the worst offenders.

how should we know? Ask avram.

well, lets hope she doesn't see this!! You'll be in deep schtuck if she does...

imo (), "of" instead of "have", and variants of "they're" have become part of the online language and convey different meanings. I'm a pedantic tw*t myself and a stickler for grammar and spelling, but I often use/misuse them myself, (not so much on this site as others.)

what he said

a load of speculation and innuendo

calm down dears, its just an away draw

my dartford mate's 4-2 prediction looks unlikely now, theres a pint with my name on it