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To quote Jeremy Hardy, "Russell.....just shouting something doesn't make it funny." Can't stand the git.

....ah, the great Waddell

The Crafty Cockney has passed away age 60. I assume he checked out with 20, double 20. Rest in peace.

"YouTube terminated her account following the shooting. Her Instagram and Facebook accounts have also been removed." Good. That'll show her. FFS, that was in the BBC report, as if it was an important piece of information. That's the frightening thing, that social media has become so embedded in people's lives. There was mention of the woman complaining about youtube filtering her posts, with an implication of that being a factor in the shooting. You've got to wonder sometimes what sort of genie has been waved cheerfully out of the bottle with the social media tidal wave.

Given our season so far mate, I think you're going to struggle to find much positivity on here about our prospects against arsenal.

Get in!!! We're ahead of the yanks, suck it up, trump!! :D

Les Reed is not going to get banned or prosecuted.

I was just looking at Saturdays fixtures and thinking we need Brighton and Bournemouth to do us a favour against Hudds and Palace. If spurs could turn Stoke over for us too, we'll at least be no worse off after we lose at Arse.

What is suddenly wrong with JWP? For aeons now he's been an automatic pick under various managers. He hits some form, looks really good, and gets benched. I suppose the rot set in when he actually scored a couple of important goals, can't have that can we......

Motd somehow made us look less sh*t than we actually were. And we still looked utterly sh*t. I also note that murphy has changed his mind since the stoke game, when he reckoned stoke and us would both stay up, he's now tipping us both for the drop.

Needs a bit of work mate. Maybe add "but if we keep showing that sort of quality we'll survive comfortably, and still have a good shot at a trophy"? Something like that?

Don't remind me, I can still taste both.

Mine is barely working. Plays for a while then freezes.

I'll watch the second half out of masochism. Genuinely interested to see just how bad we can be when we put our minds to it.

.....and there we go. F*cking hell.

If you get involved in any degree of support for the Palestinians you are inevitably going to mix with some antisemites. That, in itself, doesn't necessarily make you anti-Semitic or sympathetic to those who are. I'm not a fan of corbyn, but this entire story reeks of political opponents aided by the press doing a job on him.

Froggit croaks. I've been waiting forty years to use that gag.

:lol:

I had an awful night in the restaurant with my 19 year old girlfriend. People kept pointing at me and shouting "paedo". Ruined our 10th anniversary meal.

A million is loose change in football today. But do tell about his mrs wanting him out of the house, I'm all ears

1 Agreed. 2 He wouldn't have taken the job if he thought it was almost impossible. 3 Let's not make excuses before he's failed.

If ever a player was going to be up for a game........

I know. Loads of professional footballers seem to be covered in them, surely more than in the general population. Although I don't subscribe to the "football players as rôle models" theory, that is one thing I'd hope young kids wouldn't follow. That and the prattish haircuts which seem to be all but compulsory.

I've long believed that we need a specialist player advisor in charge of "not getting tattooed" and "avoidance of f*cking idiotic haircuts".

Oh, how we laughed. Then I remembered dalek's interminable pleas for the return of Hoddle.