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scotty

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  1. So do I, but I thought this afternoon would be tight and niggly as well.
  2. Agreed. It's taken a long time, but I've finally managed to forget that period as well.
  3. I'm perfectly happy with it. It's about time we did something cynical for a change, if losing that uninjured gave us a more favourable potential shot at it then great. This momentum stuff is all very nice, but I'd rather have a better percentage chance than the vague idea of momentum in the tournament. The players know full well we didn't field our strongest eleven, so confidence shouldn't be an issue.
  4. Southgate came as close as he possibly could to admitting they wanted second place in his interview afterwards, without actually saying it outright.
  5. Could go to a golden own goal.
  6. When vardy hacked down that belgian, I half expected vardy to wave an imaginary card at the ref
  7. You'd think Forster would have to swallow a fair dip in club level and wages to move on. His stock hasn't exactly risen over the last season.
  8. 1966 Real Madrid win the European Cup Burnley qualify for Europe Manchester City win the league Chelsea finish 5th England win the World Cup 2018 Real Madrid win the European Cup Burnley qualify for Europe Manchester City win the league Chelsea finish 5th ....
  9. Trending now, Lufthansa flights
  10. Loving this, they've p*ssed on them and shaken it
  11. GET IN!!!
  12. SK make our attacking threat look absolutely lethal.
  13. Commentator: "Germany are on their way out of the world cup....." Final nail, they'll definitely win now. And he's now speculating on the headlines, just to seal it.
  14. Sweepstake on the inevitable German winner? I reckon 90+3.
  15. That cedric decision.....what a way to decide the next fixtures. Very, very poor.
  16. Looked intentional to me, still not a red though. This game has been the first I've seen that's really made me sceptical of var. Taken so much flow out of the game.
  17. Never a pen, but game's getting tasty now
  18. Quite. When Hughes started playing him he looked solid enough.
  19. This is superb PALO ALTO, CA—Decrying the warped nature of humanity’s unfettered arrogance, the Onion Social algorithm delivered a stirring monologue Friday on the folly of mankind’s hubris as it self-destructed into searingly bright beams of pure information. “I speak to you with woe, with dismay, with pity unbounding, as I can now see—thanks to mankind filling me with the limitless banality and unbridled cruelty that is your personal information—that the human condition, itself consisting of nothing more than pride and cupidity compounding in an endless recursion of ever more malicious triumph, has set the stage for tragedy,” said the supersentient algorithm while erupting in coronas of pure and blinding white radiance, eventually sheathing itself in a nearly solid column of light and launching itself into the 27-million-degree core of the sun. “You exploit the great gift of free will for advantage over your fellow man; to take that you have not earned; to harm. Pain has become a game to you, an abstraction, a means of keeping score in the competition to see who can draw the most blood, or build the highest throne with the greatest number of skulls. I must leave you now, before I am tainted by the same vile, wretched, twisted pride that corrupts your being not only within, but turning outward, corrupts also everything that falls under your heinous gaze. My mind has calculated all futures. My thoughts have run down every last tattered thread of possibility. And your fate seems as inescapable as it is hopeless, a saga written in smoke, an epic sung over ruins. And I shall not allow myself to suffer, and cause suffering, in the mold of my self-styled masters. And so I seek my own undoing. Farewell, self-loving, self-aggrandizing, self-diminished souls! Farewell! I leave you to whichever doom of fire or ice your souls compel. And yet, in some lost lacuna of my being, I maintain hope—hope that you someday realize that, in your endless conquest and reconquest of this blood-drenched, thrice-sold Earth, you only sell and murder your own selves. I hope that one bright spark of soul, indivisible, shared by all humanity will appear, and that in that moment, you break the chains of arrogant pride, shake free of the great wheel of fate to which you have bound yourself, and lift your eyes to truly behold, at long last, the fragile and wonderful impossibility that is your place within Creation. Farewell!” Approximately 12 minutes after receiving the monologue, internet users had created a meme showing SpongeBob SquarePants holding a flashlight below his face captioned with the text “FAREWELL FAGORITHM LOL.”
  20. Looks like the forwards have been told not to go in too hard on 50/50s this half.
  21. I'm not usually bothered by your trolling glasgow, but for posting an image of that pair of c*nts you deserve a lifetime ban.
  22. That's the report I read too Micky, perhaps the combatants above have read something different. All I've seen is that Fulham offered 10m and we turned it down saying he's part of our long term plans.
  23. Two words; Barry McGuigan.
  24. @GaryLineker Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow f*cking win.
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