petts

A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed* away."* ** The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."* ** The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.** The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably ...dead."* ** He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!"* ** The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?"* * Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Has schneiderlin gone yet? (sorry...couldn't resist it)

Pretty handy that whoever bids, has to beat our bid by 1.5 million. Hopefully he chooses us, class player Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Yeah, but different as hull need a result this time

Similar situation to a few years ago and I think Newcastle went down and hull stayed up, though not sure if hull had to play man u?

He is a quality player and could be a real star, I don't blame him wanting to move on to better things

Nice on mcjwills ?

Yep, like the majority I can see morgan, clybe and Toby going. Totally agree with Morgan going we need to keep big Vic. I'm sure they'll be a surprise departure, someone like long or Davis

Sorry, I meant Google for it and download it, then go into kodi and install it via settings>add ons>install from zip. This is the one I used : https://seo-michael.co.uk/how-to-install-nbc-sports-extra-live-for-xbmc/

There is a fix out there for this, find it the settings>add ons>install from zip

He's only 20 and undoubtedly has skill. He will Come good, but not sure where he fits into keomans current team, as not very pacey for a midfield wing place and not defensive enough\big engine for a central birth, maybe a creative number 10 role in the future?

Yeah, I've always thought it's strange that Leeds didn't attract big investment, if back in the premier league they would be a big challenger with a profit to be made

Wouldn't it be interesting if on final day a win would give us Europe and deny man u, I wonder what team city would put out. Less likely now, I know

I think we'll put our poor form behind us now and go on a run, especially against the teams at the bottom

You lost me at work and in pompey!?

Basically Liverpool pr offensive because they don't want to arrive to a bear pit of hostility that could likely influence the game!

I've a good feeling about this chap, sometimes a person needs the right positive and supportive environment to thrive, and all will reap the rewards

Good read that, and thanks for asking the most important question at the end ?

I won't be at the game Sunday sadly, maybe I'll get it on a banner and hire a plan to fly it over the stadium ?

Cheers Turkish

Ohh, you went to find your head Ohh, did you find your head But now you don't play Because they know your **** Oooooh, you didn't find your head

Are chips still chips, without mayonnaise?

As much as I like Neville and his usual non bias, I think today hurt a bit for him

mmc

Yeah, but don't let him behind the wheel