CheesePie

An "insignificant club" that has a thread of 1790 dedicated to them. Why do you bother ?

Peter Storrie is available - problem solved

Well that's one more than I thought we'd get

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/dave-kidd-column-peoples-portsmouth-1831500 Re the last sentence you should be paying homage

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. Bertrand Russell

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/FA-Cup-Final-Pompey-Tickets-Sold-Out-925.aspx

I too thought these figures looked a bit low, so (and I admit I am a nerd) I checked them out on European Football Statistics.co.uk and it looks like Pat from Poole got them wrong