Dark Munster

Ah, but this begs the question: does the FL have the authority to punish P****y for the crimes they committed while in the PL? Anyone know? I would hate to see them start life in the CCC with 0 points rather than -25 (or worse, which is what they deserve). Also, if they go into administration and their creditors get at most pennies in then pound back now, can these creditors get more money back from future Sky parachute payments?

Is this true? Can anyone confirm? More likely: Storryteller: Have you got £40M to keep us going til the end of this season and then a further £30-40M to wipe off further debts and invest in a CCC team stripped of any decent playing talent? SA consortium: Yes, absolutely! In fact we have much more than £40M available. Storryteller: Wonderful! Could you send us proof of funds by Monday? SA consortium: Yes, of course. The funds are locked up in account of my friend's late husband in Nigeria. He had Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only her husband and we knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that we seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible to buy Portsmouth football club before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets. All you do is send us £50,000 to help for releasing of funds and expedite us to purchase your great club.

Interestingly Grant has only been paid once. Why is he still at the job? I wonder if perhaps in place of a salary he is getting tax-free image rights payments (sent to some overseas account)?

I guess the Court wants them to survive just long enough to get a good rogering on Saturday.

I believe it's scheduled to be after they get liquidated. So in other words, a draw is as good as a win (to get us to the next round).

Sacking Wotte 5 minutes after the takeover?

It didn't take him long to get rid of Wotte. Anyway, back to the question. If we finish mid-table, win the JPT and get to the FA cup quarters (or beyond), AP will definitely not be sacked (this season ).

Don't forget Grandad's shorts (or should they be called longs).

I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry.

And 3 of the "big four" are out. A nightmare scenario is if P****y somehow delay liquidation, and then get through to the semi-finals along with 3 lower division teams. Does that ring a bell?

5 allowed per match I think, almost half a team! So it's possible that they could cheat their way to victory on the 13th using a number of players whose wages will never be paid.

And lying that he knew nothing about the sales of Kaboul and Bergovic.

I'm Minty. And I want my user name back.

And to add to that, we didn't launder and spend blood money to avoid relegation, as well as buy the FA cup. P****y are now so morally corrupt as a club that they would willingly take money from Kim Jong-il if they had the chance.

They probably won't be paid. Think of them as one month loans (just long enough though to hurt us at SMS :mad:). Spot on. We'll have mixed emotions if they're liquidated after knocking us out of the cup. I don't think they'll much care about being liable as they sip champagne on some beach in Dubai. And if my Auntie had balls she would be my uncle.

http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000275.htm :cool:

Even if the liquidator voids the transactions, they won't get the money back because the money will probably be in some overseas accounts, and the skates' owners will have scarpered just before P*****y is liquidated.

So is he cup-tied for the FA cup?

The question should be.... will PFC be there?

At least they didn't wait until after the date when the point deduction would carry over to the next season. No Chairman would be that stupid/vindictive. Oh.

Wouldn't surprise me if Arsenal will also pay his wages. Arsenal are set to lose the 6 points they got against them (and +6 g.d.) if the skates are wound up, so Wenger and Arsenal will probably do everything they can to keep the skates alive until the end of the season. :cool:

Q. Why would anyone want to spend £60m buying the skates, with no infrastructure, massive debts, a decrepit ground, land mortgaged to shady creditors, and bottom of the PL? A. Because the FAPPT is a joke and, unlike the other 19 PL clubs, they are willing to sell to any sordid, morally corrupt crooks who have enough blood money (gun running, dictatorships, ...).

+1 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=578454#post578454 Maybe yes, maybe no.

:smt098 I like the way you think. Can we charge 5p per ticket?

Why? We're owned by a multi-billionaire. Best possible draw: the skates (and we win). Worst possible draw: the skates (and we lose).