Dark Munster

Heskey: 7 goals in 62 England appearances. Vassell: 6 goals in 22 England appearances. Nuff said.

They seem quite proud to flaunt it. I was about to have my lunch, but I think I'm going to skip it now.

Buy quickly, repent at leisure.

Yes, but I think that could be also said of half our first team.

Very true. And in addition AA counted any Tom, Dick and Harry's claim in full when computing the unsecured votes, but as soon as the CVA was approved he is demanding that Tom, Dick and Harry must now prove their claims, or get nowt. And there are reports of some debts being included in the CVA vote which had already been paid off. Hopefully all of this will come up in court. CHEATING BASTARDS.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/DC-United-4-Pompey-0-1165.aspx A cancelled flight – blame a lightning storm – left the Blues stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport on Friday night. The players got just four hours sleep and were unable to train in preparation for the game. It took the Blues 27 hours to get from Edmonton to Washington, wrecking training plans. And then 14 bags went missing en route, including the ones containing Pompey’s kit. Pompey, backed by about 100 fans, tried as hard as they could in the sweltering heat – at 105 degrees Fahrenheit, Washington’s hottest day of the year. But they looked exhausted from the kick-off and were carved open by a side currently bottom of the MLS with three wins in 17. Both sides were reduced to 10 men early in the second half when Mullins and Santino Quaranta saw straight red for an off-the-ball incident that no-one in the stadium except the referee appeared to see. Attendance: 8,987 :lol:

Your avatar doesn't look very fat.

How about your report for the 2 Dutch clowns? You know, the ones you said were going to be vast improvement over the boot boy. And while you're at it, how about a progress report on the boot boy's achievements since he was dumped by the duck hunter?

He was told by Fry early on that he wouldn't be allowed to play any part of the club if it was to go into administration, so I'll go to my grave believing he knew we wouldn't get away with it, and it was his parting "gift" to Crouch, us fans and any new owner.

"That's it, the deal's off. And so are you Puncheon."

I trust you are making him read THE thread on the Lounge forum every day?

That's because all the vomiting makes you sleepy.

The chimp maybe, but I think the frog is too small. My guess it's Kermit.

It seems some Germans have been paying attention to this thread. http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/germany-considers-tax-on-the-obese/19566425

Propaganda for the benefit of the FL to let them sign better players. Anyway, including the ladies they have plenty of players.

:lol::lol:

Agreed. If they don't have enough players to fulfill a fixture, -3 points and -3 g.d., with an automatic 3 points to the other team. If it happens more than 3 times, toss the buggers out of the league. That'll make them think twice about cancelling contracts to bring their squad below 20. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Yes, and no. -10 points deserved, yes, but they should have been applied in the relegation season, not in L1 the season after ... thanks to the rosy-cheeked bastard delaying administration by a few days.

Is that really true? I thought the CVA was contingent upon player sales, and if they get less than a certain amount (£15m?) the unsecured creditors get a proportional amount less? I hope you're right and I'm wrong. Either way, they are CHEATING BASTARDS.

I don't think anyone's slagging him off for signing the contact ... just the bastard who offered him one.

"David James wants to stay at Fratton Park and wants to give the Club every opportunity to sort out a new contract." Translation: Keep me on £50K per week and I'll be happy to stay. :lol:

Or maybe he wants to lose all the pre-season friendlies in order to persuade ML to open his cheque book a few more times?

Phew.

Has Pulis scored yet?