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Slightly off piste, but Venice is great in the winter. Take Wellies though. Other obvious options: Prague, Budapest, Berlin, Ljubljana, Zagreb, Krakow, Warsaw. Bit further... Tbilisi.

Maybe we can get a really blistering 15 minutes out of him.

Fuckwits that put dumbbells in the wrong place on the rack.

Achtung! What a bunch of Stefan Kuntz.

I have a Dyson but, as you say, it broke. Now I just get cheap drag-along ones, as the maid prefers those anyway.

Apropos the above, if you're thinking of buying your Mrs the Dyson hair curling wand, be aware that it doesn't work well on all hair. For some people it's just crap. They will refund you though.

I don't see the DoF job as interfering with the manager's tactics and strategy on the pitch. It's more about making sure the club is operating to get the best out of the first team and to put the best squad together that it can.

Ken Monkou?

I've bumped into him in the past and he seemed like a nice bloke. #manlove

Brentford's forwards were cheap.

I wasn't at the match but I remember this day well. This was when we realised we were actually one of the best teams in the Champ! How good was Lambert!!!? Also, some classic Near Post Kelv there.

6-1 Saints.

Should get them doing something useful. They could build subway networks in cities lacking integrated public transport.

Announcement to the forum: I voted for the Lib Dems once. A long time ago. I have never voted for Hamas.

Yes, sorry. I mean, "I voted Hamas". [Phew, nearly embarrassed myself]

I voted Lib Dem.

Downes, Charles, Smallbone plus a Fernandes replacement and a grizzly old hacker. Sorted!

Agreed. I suppose it does depend to some extent on how we approach matches. What we really, really need in the squad is a combative, defensive minded, midfielder with pace.

You mean he's talking shite? No way!?!?!

He can show him Hotshots after the match.

Why do people want to sell Smallbone? He's a very effective Championship midfielder, will be on relatively low wages and won't attract interest from PL teams. He's exactly the sort of player we should keep.

ProTeKt are Kidz

Also, there seems to be a huge East Asian population in Tottenham.

Is that what it was? I couldn't work out if I was looking at the home section or away. Very weird!

Spurs are playing like us.