benjii

Probably true. Or maybe the phone on a Sat Nav will be as good as a mobile?

Looks like a willy. Hehe.

Exactly. Think how many millions, literally, of lift trips there are every day. I was just a bit surprised by how fast it seemed to be going I guess.

I got the lift up this fella and it didn't take long at all. You could really feel how fast it was going. Odd feeling!

It's lifts that worry me, rather than the buildings themselves. Although evidently lifts are extremely safe.

See above. (IMO, of course) As long as we are moving in the right direction it's not in their interest. If we needed to increase the overdraft further then they might decide they never have any chance of getting their money back and decide to cut their losses. Can't see that happening with the current thrifty-drive though. An extra 5,000 fans at each home game would certainly help too!

But is it an alien kite?

Then he should stop claiming to be 8ft 5" when he's about 7ft 2"!

Thanks - couldn't be arsed to look it up and I have to admit I haven't got a clue about the England U19s.

Couldn't believe Cole was on the bench. He's been our best player at international level for the last few years.

Apprently on that green one there's an attachment that pops up and squeezes your balls too.

He palmed it sideways though, not back into the danger area. He is our best keeper (unless Forecast is good) by a long shot. BB is simply not good enough IMO and I dispute the claim that he outperforms Davis.

I think we practice the relay properly as a discipline in itself now though. Famous last words.....!

I like the look of that team actually.

N95 is a great phone. The only downside is the Sat Nav which is utter gash, but who gets a phone for the Sat Nav anyway?

Always funny watching the yanks **** that one up. Too thick to carry a little stick round the track. lol, lol, lol.

That raises more than attendance.

Methinks the reason why Leonid doesn't want Guiness to measure him is nothing to do with shunning the limelight!

Illustration: Leonid's old dear is clearly about 5ft nothing (probably less - look at her and the fence; is that fence nearly 5ft tall? doesn't look it) and is schlong height on little Len. Bao's missus is 5ft 6" and is just above schlong (about 5 or 6 inches actually). Now, unless old ma Stadnyk is actually about 5ft 8" tall, there is no way that Leonid is 8 inches taller than Bao. Also, here's Leo meeting the president... .... who stands a few inches below his shoulder. Whereas Big Bao in a crowd.... .... has no one anywhere near his shoulder.

There is a theory that Leonid is nothing like 8ft 5 or whatever and is actually about 7ft tall.

So - either mong about in the car park or get a cheap pint and hotdog in the ground at the same time anyway. They haven't thought it through.

But the man in Reading does not want to force us into administration if he can help it. Firstly - the publicity will suck. Secondly (and more importantly) he probably won't get his money back anyway. Norwich Union are bound to have a far superior priority position in terms of security with legal charges over all fixed assets (and that's assuming the overdraft is secured at all). There's more chance of Barclays getting their money back through a drip feed over many seasons of progressive cost cutting than there is if they make a demand for repayment of a large sum.

If KD leaves it would be a disaster unless we signed an experienced replacement. £1.25m would be a good price so I can understand the temptation but BB is dodgy as anything and Forecast is a novice.

Right or left footed?

Whether or not he bones kids, it's a catchy tune.