benjii

It comes down to whether anyone makes a sensible offer. "Ditching" isn't an option. I expect someone will make a reasonable enough bid for Jan and we'll keep Stephens for "character" and versatility.

Sale and loan back? The important thing, if he is going to be here, is to play him as a wide right forward. Not a weird false striker or inside right. 4231 innit.

I mean, isn't that a damning indictment of the Defence Secretary?

I'm not a looney! The RPG launcher in the bed was awesome though.

I got rid of a pick-up about six months ago after two years of having it. I miss it. Might get another one.

Strachan?

Can't help, I'm afraid, but best wishes to you all.

I didn't miss the point. Your point seems to be that he should either demand a transfer (which would be idiotic on his part given no other PL team would be stupid enough to sign him) or refuse his wages (which would also be idiotic, given we have agreed to pay them) because the manager won't pick him. My point is that you're talking shite. If you want to be angry, be angry with Russel Martin and our genius transfer committee for signing him.

It's time for Paul Hart / Arrigo Sacchi.

I doubt he wanted to get frozen out. What do you expect him to do - refuse his wages?

Oh yeah, I do that all the time. But that's just hiding your fella, it's not making it look like a crevice.

No matter how much I scrunch my cock up, it doesnae look like a fanny.

Anyway, we've cleared up that men can have vaginas, so that's progress.

Caster Semenya has a vagina.