benjii

Unfortunately, the secret agent had high-tech, military-grade surveillance equipment which instantly pulls a satellite backhaul to Spectre's moon base, which sends a L.A.S.E.R. signal straight to Tonda's brain implant.

I've spoken to every Southampton fan. I've got a list.

Don't know. Don't know.

Careful, he's well 'ard!

The club should seriously consider a defamation suit. It's one thing to make an allegation to the authorities for investigation but another thing to constantly brief the press with spurious shit whilst the investigation is ongoing.

It's clear we accept that some person with some link to the club was there. But if that link is "former intern" and if we didn’t put him up to it, and if we didn't actually receive or use any of the info, then frankly this barely even merits a fine.

Using the word "bespoke" to describe things that are not bespoke. Or, to put it another way: fucking ignorant fuckers.

Makes a weird squeaky sound when you bite him.

Wouldn't be a huge shock if they won either or both of those. Chelsea are completely hit or miss and Everton have nothing to play for.

Weirdos.

Also why are they grumbling about making plans for the final? You would do that anyway. Weird.

Just a rehash of before. Although hilarious that they want a speedy resolution but also some sort of forensic deep dive! We can string that out for months.

We should start a petition and get way more signatures saying they aren't acting in good faith and deserve a sanction.

The club is advising everyone to bring big flares and whizzpoppers.

If he does, I hope we complain that they haven't acted with good faith.