hutch

And in case you're wondering, its "hors-jeu"

Didn't know Papa speaks no english.

Apart of his fetish about the state of Kelvin's sheets, a pretty mediocre performance today. Bit like the team, really.

DP - DSTV not available there? I've got 5 live PL games and one live CCC game today.

21 points from the last 10 league games. Keep that up and we will be there or thereabouts

We're Saints. The result is ALWAYS in question.

Wycombe won away at Bristol Rovers. That helps a bit as well.

He's been doing that all season, TBF.

Well, that worked. I'll do it more often!

2 days to get bids for Barnard. Offers?

Press the one on the other side & it comes back again. Rivetting game, innit?

Would a beer make it more exciting? It's 6pm here.

I've got one of those fancy Logitech mouses on my desktop computer at home. The one with extra buttons & things. Just worked out you can make one of the buttons do 'F5'. Result. BTW, is there a game today?

Our "problem" at the moment is too many good buys and not enough goodbyes.

I'm watcning the Algeria Egypt game now that I recorded last night. Just seen the Belhadj tackle - dirty bàstard. I wonder if all the Standard Bank advertising boards around the pitch upset him?

I don't really care about their punctuation style, as long as they hang the doors properly.

I like the bit that says 'working class' implying that there's any class in Portsmouth

It's an executive air charter company. Funnily enough, their website (http://www.millionair.com) is unavailable at the moment. Could be just what the skates are looking for.

It's because the teachers are getting younger

JPT - No FA - Yes

Or that, although you were behind the wheel, you weren't actually driving, because there were two other chaps in the back seats who do have licences who were actually driving. Honest.

They're clinging on by their fingernails. Fortunately, they've got lots of those.

Fish out of Water

I'd like to see Utaka and Belhadj gone in the window too. And O'Hara to stay away. Is that too much to ask?

If Storrie & SSN are to be believed, Storrie, Grant and Jacobs are not involved in the transfers out to Spurs. At all. The conclusion is that it's all being dealt with exclusively by Azougy. Azougy, with nasty links to Chanrai and the Gaydamaks. Chanrai, who is reportedly very piśśed off that the PL withheld HIS £7m TV money and paid it to other clubs. And the Gaydamaks, who claim they are due a £9m debt repayment installment at the end of this month (the day after tomorrow). I would watch the table very, very closely, to keep an eye on which cup the money is under.