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Romeu has been quality...

Caulker... how on earth did he get a job as a pro footballer??

SLigth concussion

Concusion from that knee in the head

Does it actually matter financially if they go up? It's not like there's a massive improvement in the prize money available.. from what I remember, there's very little difference between L1 and L2 when it comes to Prize money.

That tunnel is going to look amazing when it receives its annual flooding event... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Spurs not much bigger than us?? Really? Spurs are massive. Drive anywhere round this country and you'll see someone walking round with a Spurs shirt on. They might win **** all but they're a massive club in this country and have a Much better world wide standing than us. People need to get over this "big club" mentality and accept that we are a large provincial club and that's it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Never mind the football, who the **** was that utter filth with Benali and Davies doing the tv stuff??? I even waved my hot dog sausage at her... AMAZING!

That's a couple of portacabins pushed together isn't it? I like how they've blocked out the windows and put up photos of what portsmouth looks like....

Vitesse , home first

I'm sat in the study in my pants, can't answer for other people though, sorry.

https://vimeo.com/131818019 Just saw this on the TV... Made me smile.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Or the fact Chuck Warner has turned supergrass...

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/27/sports/soccer/fifa-officials-face-corruption-charges-in-us.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=a-lede-package-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0&referrer= The U.S. Is going after them for what we all basically know, it's racket. Blatter's not been knicked but the writing is hopefully on the wall for the rest of his cronies! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Is Slippy G crying yet?

Right.. we did Buy Mane didn't we.. and we don't have him on loan or anything silly like that?

what the feck?>!?!?!?

http://www.coastalfarmholidays.co.uk Can't recommend it highly enough. In the costal path, stunning scenery, 3 miles from the fragile rock lighthouse. Used to camp here every year when I was a kid, been there 3 or 4 times with my family. It's quiet but not dead, it's a bit rustic, but there is a shower block and washing up point. 1 pub is a 5 min walk or you can walk to portscatho along the coastal path in 15 mins. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

As I said to the wife, when it was mentioned.. "But what happens if I decide to kill you and the kids and want more Children??"... not been mentioned since....

Hmmm... That can't possibly be right, can it?? I thought the blue few were the bestest, biggest, most soooopa doooopa fan owned club in the whole wide world??? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lol... scored by a R.Lowe as well

This is bonkers? Why on earth are they thinking about managers like Adkins, Brown,Holloway etc? These are people who have managed at much higher levels. What on earth would convince them to drop down to league 4, to a club run by fans with a toxic atmosphere??? It will be some bloke we've never heard of like that last one before awford. That or an ex player.

Hmmmmm.... So I'm in Lancaster at the weekend and it turns out Pompey are playing morcombe...it's tempting to go support the northerners for a laugh... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You'd have to be delusional to think of many players in L2 that have an actual value. From what I've seen over the past few seasons, all the clubs pickup players on either free's or loans. There's the odd cash buy, but its more of the exception.... We bought Ricky Lambert for circa £1m when in League 1, when he was the Leagues Joint top scorer. They have some nipper, who's scored a few goals at the bottom of League 2.....

what assets have they got that add up to £4.5m?? Fratton is now boxed in, it would cost more to pull the thing down than the land is worth.. They rent the training ground.... The players are all worthless, probably £500k tops for the whole team. Wallace is probably worth 400k with the rest adding up to 100k, bearing in mind, Pompey got them all for free or on loan... Are they coutning the cash they got form Tesco's as an asset?