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Run more! I used to get this and just ran through it... calves sorted themselves out after a few weeks of aching and strengthening! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'd do Southampton if it wasn't a double loop... I've got no interest in running the same course twice to make up the distance... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Told you in the pre match thread were appalling! Didn't think they'd be worse than Wednesday! Always good to see noble upset We looked good from 20 mins onwards... Two thumbs fresh! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

36:49 for the first mention of West Ham winning the World Cup. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Antonio look gash (and overweight) yesterday....

So... I found myself in the docklands and kicking my heals with 'nowt to do, so I thought I'd pop along to the West Ham - Accrington match.... So for the benefit of those going on Sunday... Getting to the stadium is a piece of ****... its a 10 min walk from Stratford and there are signs and stewards pointing the way.. Getting in was "ok"... there seemed to be issues with tickets and there were large queues... I just pushed in near the front and I was in... Inside there are loads of food outlets and toilets... getting to your seat is incredible easy... But the food!! The pie I had in the first half was pretty good... but oh my god... the "Alsatian" hot dog... mind blowing!!! £5 well spent! So, into the stadium proper.... It's a superb stadium.... for Coldplay... it's uttter dog **** for football.... one of the worst football stadiums I've ever been to. It's the whole design. The seating is so flat and so far away from the pitch that you might as well be watching it from a pub next door. Spurs must be ****ing themselves... There was no atmosphere as there didn't seem to be a bank of noisy supporters, I think mainly due to the design... getting into your seats that easily means more walkways... which means the blocks of supporters are broken up into small segments... Onto the team... obviously this wasn't their strongest team, but they just didn't look like they gave a ****... there was no shape, no passion and no skill... Things changed "slightly" when Payet came on, he was more direct than the others and would run at Acringtons defence and constantly swapped sides... apart from his goal looks low on confidence Zaza was hilariously bad.... all the West Ham fans spent pretty much the whole game shouting and having a go at him... looked overweight and unfit... And here is "The Alsatian"!!! But one!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

still too much fannying about with the ball when we get to the final 3rd... time after time we were getting in good positions with players forward and whoever had the ball, instead of threading a pass through or over the top for an available runner, would hold onto it for a couple of seconds, cut inside and pass the ball 5 yards, giving the oppo time to get their players back...

I see the phew are chuffed to bits about finally signing a keeper... On loan from "the 'wall" Seems the Millwall lot are quite ahppy too! Got a mate who's a season ticket holder there , goes to all the away games... he's pretty chuffed they've offloaded him.. "past it... great 5 years ago, makes too many mistakes, can't kick for ****, most of his goal kicks go out of play, doesn't know when to throw it out, panics and hold onto the ball instead of starting a breakout"

Because we didn't have any choice? It's the only way we could end his contract, we had to pay it up in full for him to feck off. They would affect cash going forwards as they will be debts on the book that we've had to fork out... Don't forget they were both bought using a loan facility from Mortgaging off the season ticket sales...

Don't forget we've got the write off of Captain Jack Sparrow and Gaston....pretty sure we fully settled the pirates wages on top as well...

If we had bought the players already as established stars then you would have a point, but the fact is, we bought them cheaply and improved them, which is exactly what we are continuing to do, every single player we have bought and sold in recent times we have improved (With the exception of the mental buy of Jonny Depp and Jumanji) and made massive profits on. We're not replacing them with rubbish players, we are replacing them with players who have the potential to become as good, if not better than what we're selling. The fact that we've done this for the past 3 seasons shows that this system is extremely successful and works. People just need to get used to this fact, players will leave us, managers will leave us. Saints keeps on rolling....

Well he left Salzburg to play for us and we weren't in Europe....

And yes I think that's a tad high!

We've put a £40m tag on Mane.

If you don't need the money charge him £500 a month, and bung it in a savings account for him so he can get a deposit for a house.

Nah, one of the nippers was in the home end and apparently got invited back to their local as they got on well for a post game beer... He got there and rang the rest of his idiot mates..... Someone I work with was there... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sounds like our idiot brigade were at it again... Getting invited back to a locals pub and doing them all over... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

....again!.......

Seems the locals are up in arms over cooks behaviour after the game.... The worm, it seems, has turned... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Dunno.. someone pinched a urinal again??

Why on earth would you want us to buy Townsend???

Newcastle look shocking....

Bournemouth.. parking the bus?? Can't see that happening, whenever I've watched them play this season they've played attractive fast flowing football....don;t think I've seen them park the bus once...

Happy with the result.... thought we were going to lose this as Leicester have been pretty good... 1st have we were quite good, 2nd half midfield dissapeared and Leicester chucked wave after wave at us, without us seeiming able to get a foot on the ball... Said before i'd take a point... 2nd half performance of us (and the shyte ref) was appaling though.

Blimey! SSN showing the goals works really well.. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk