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I'd definitely recommend... Nil By Mouth (Ray Winstone) Grosse Pointe Blank (John Cusack) 24 Hour Party People (Steve Coogan) Scum (Ray Winstone) From Dusk Till Dawn (George Clooney) The Godfather Trilogy (Al Pacino) One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Jack Nicholson) The Commitments (Andrew Strong) Out Of Sight (George Clooney) Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood) The Color Of Money (Paul Newman) The Wanderers (Karen Allen) The Warriors (Michael Beck) White Men Can't Jump (Wesley Snipes)

Oasis - BIC Bournemouth The Subways - Soton Guildhall Pendulum - Pompey Guildhall Beck - Soton Guildhall Jay-Z - BIC Bournemouth

"Every player has a different mentality, and some adapt more quickly than others," De la Cruz said. "Agustin is a good player, a good striker and he is really good in the air, but when he came to the UK he had many problems in the head. He got a bad injury. He had been playing in Mexico, and when you come to England you know it is not too easy, you need to work hard and be mentally strong and he wasn't ready for this challenge. I think he was a little bit confused when he arrived at Southampton. http://www.sundayherald.com/sport/shfootball/display.var.2475028.0.saints_alive.php

As far as I'm aware it's just on loan till the end of the season...

Bit more info... http://fourfourtwo.com/news/england/21771/default.aspx

A guy lies sprawled out over three seats in the second row of a busy theatre. As he lies there moaning and breathing heavily an usher approaches him and says, "That's very rude of you, taking up three seats, Sir. Don't you have any manners?" The guy grumbles but barely moves. "Where did you come from?" the usher asks. The guy looks up, groaning, and says, "The f*cking balcony." Just got an advent calendar from Woolworths. All the windows were boarded up. What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her knickers? Self-employed.

Everton have just let Lee Molyneux join us... Everton have let 19-year-old defender Lee Molyneux move to Southampton, but the Saints look likely to sell two of their most promising young players just to pay the wages. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/04122008/58/transfers-gossip-shop-villa-join-race-heskey.html More info on Lee Molyneux Full name: Lee Molyneux Date of birth: 24.02.89 Place of birth: Liverpool Position: Left–back/Left midfield Nickname: Moly! What are your main qualities as a player? Passing and crossing. I also like to take freekicks too and have scored a few. I like to practice with a bag of balls out after training the day before a game. When did you join the Academy? When I was 11. Representative honours? England Under-16s, 17s and 18s. Where do you live now? Huyton. Best footballing memory/career highlight? My first England cap when I was playing a year below. I was 14 when the England under-16s played Northern Ireland at Rushden and Diamonds. England won 4-0. Best player you have played with? Theo Walcott. Best player you have played against? Adam Johnson from Middlesbrough. Best ground you’ve played at? Goodison. What’s your ringtone? The standard Nokia tune. Dream job if not a footballer? Probably a dj. Favourite first-team player? Andrew Johnson. Long-term ambition? To play for Everton’s first team one day. But if not to make a career in professional football. http://www.evertonfc.com/academy/lee-molyneux.html http://www.evertonfc.com/player-profile/lee-molyneux

Looks set to be offloaded to Arsenal for a reported £5m This stinks to be honest, why can't the board generate funds in some other way? Without selling are best players. The board members are millionaires, so why can't they stick their hands in their pockets for once? Or if not/wont just simply get out & let someone else who can, or everybody will end up losing in the end, in more ways than one! http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/65026/ARSENAL-BOSS-EYES-YOUNG-SAINT-MORGAN.html

A hubby buys his wife a fur coat made from the skins of 2,000 hamsters. He took her to Blackpool, and it took him three days to get her off the big wheel.

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress' ok?" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and he delivered the line....... The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "you've ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "what happened, did I forget my line?" "No you idiot," screamed the director, "you forgot the rose..."

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says "No". He baits the hook for the priest and says, "Give it a shot father" After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it into the boat. The fisherman catches a glimpse of it and says "Whoa, look at the size of that f*cker!" Priest: "Uh, please, the lord is watching would you please mind your language?" Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a f*cker!" Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know." After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. Priest: "Look at this big f*cker" Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God." Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this f*cker!" Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this f*cker and we could have it for dinner." So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the Mother Superior. Bishop: "Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?" Mother Superior: "My lord, what language!" Bishop: "No, sister, that's what the fish is called - a f*cker! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it." Mother Superior: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that f*cker tonight." Well, then the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. Priest: "I caught the f*cker!" Bishop: "And I cleaned the f*cker!" Mother Superior: "And I cooked the f*cker!" There's absolute silence, and the Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then lets out a huge fart, takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, lights up a spliff, pours himself a large whisky and says, "You know what? You c*nts are alright.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/article35238.ece

Quality lol :smt005 Man City - Pompey: highlights http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/1585823/

In a report attributed to InFocus Magazine, and picked up by various outlets including Hollywood.com, actor-filmmaker Harold Ramis offered up some details on the long-in-development sequel, Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent. He even suggested who might take over as the star of the franchise since Bill Murray refuses to. Ramis reportedly wants franchise vets Dan Aykroyd and Rick Moranis to reprise their respective roles in the sequel, which the report claims will be called Ghostbusters in Hell, but he has his eye on A-lister Ben Stiller to star as a new Ghostbuster. The script, written by Aykroyd, is said to feature a hell that looks alot like New York City. The Ghostbusters are able to be transported into hell via a portal in a New York warehouse. "What Danny had originally conceived was sending us to a special-effects hell, a netherworld full of phenomenal visual environments and boiling pits," Ramis revealed. "But what works so well about the first two (films) is the mundane-ness of it all. So my notion was that hell exists in the same place as our consensus reality, but it's like a film shutter. It's the darkness between the 24 frames. Ramis continued, "So we create a device to do it, and it's in a warehouse in Brooklyn. When we step out of the chamber, it looks just like New York, but it's hell. Everything's grid-locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It's all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified."

In a report attributed to InFocus Magazine, and picked up by various outlets including Hollywood.com, actor-filmmaker Harold Ramis offered up some details on the long-in-development sequel, Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent. He even suggested who might take over as the star of the franchise since Bill Murray refuses to. Ramis reportedly wants franchise vets Dan Aykroyd and Rick Moranis to reprise their respective roles in the sequel, which the report claims will be called Ghostbusters in Hell, but he has his eye on A-lister Ben Stiller to star as a new Ghostbuster. The script, written by Aykroyd, is said to feature a hell that looks alot like New York City. The Ghostbusters are able to be transported into hell via a portal in a New York warehouse. "What Danny had originally conceived was sending us to a special-effects hell, a netherworld full of phenomenal visual environments and boiling pits," Ramis revealed. "But what works so well about the first two (films) is the mundane-ness of it all. So my notion was that hell exists in the same place as our consensus reality, but it's like a film shutter. It's the darkness between the 24 frames. Ramis continued, "So we create a device to do it, and it's in a warehouse in Brooklyn. When we step out of the chamber, it looks just like New York, but it's hell. Everything's grid-locked; no cars are moving and all the drivers are swearing at each other in different foreign languages. No two people speak the same language. It's all the worst things about modern urban life, just magnified."

A guy gets pulled over by a policeman for speeding. As the policeman is writing up the ticket, the guy asks... "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?" "Yes" replies the policeman. He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?" "No" replies the policeman. "Well then," says the man, "I think you're a ****!"

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

A man found himself lost and wandering in a forest. After a few hours trying to find his way, he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an old Chinese man with a long, grey beard. 'I'm lost,' said the man. 'Can you put me up for the night?' 'Certainly,' the Chinese man said, 'but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.' 'Ok,' said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, stunningly beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, 'Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.' 'Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about.' He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: 'Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.' In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones were better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read; 'Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.'

According to todays Echo, Kelvin Davis, Bradley Wright-Phillips & Rudi Skacel look set to depart Saints before the window shuts :-( Kelvin Davis - Stoke Bradley Wright-Phillips - Plymouth Rudi Skacel - ?

Sky Sports CC match highlights plus interview with Jan after

I think we'll do kinda okay this season but it's gonna be very close. We really do need to sort out the final third in games against decent opposition though. A proven goal scorer wouldn't go a miss, as we need one badly at the moment, McGoldrick is going great guns, but apart from that not much else up front. Big mistake getting rid of Rasiak & Davies, I know it was to trim the wage bill, but couldn't we have done it in other ways?