Lord Duckhunter

There’s more chance of going to the moon in shoe box than a labour PM saying something like that.

What a cunt Martinelli is, the blokes clearly badly injured and he’s pushing him off the pitch. Someone needs to fucking clean him out…

Starmer should take note. Denmarks PM announcing a deportation policy aimed at illegal Muslim migrants, stated; “You are not supposed to be here. We are fed up with your reckless way of life. We are fed up with your culture of dominance. You are destroying the happiest country in the world,”

Exactly. The cry seems to be, our defence is complete and utter shite, we need to shift most of them out, just not the worst one, you know, the one who can’t even get a game…we need to keep him.

My mum was a Londoner & the old man from Boscombe. They moved to Southampton so they weren’t too far from either (it was the early 60’s). The old man used to go back home every time Boscombe were home & see his mum & catch the game. By the time I was old enough to go to football he had started visiting The Dell as it was easier to watch locally than drag a 6 year old down to Dean Court. ‘69/70 was my first season, but I don’t remember too much about it. By our relegation we had moved back to Dorset as my mums’s mum & Dad had retired down here (meaning we didn’t need to visit London). The old man tried to get me to switch allegiance, but I was hooked on Saints by then. The old man is 90 now, he still bangs on about me supporting “that lot”….

Was terrible first game of the season at centre half, and nothing I’ve seen since has changed my mind. The worse of our horrendous group of centre halves and some people are calling it a “mistake” to get rid 😂 Weird….

You’re trying too hard mate…

A copper once pulled me up on parking my car at the pub & walking home. He wasn’t saying I should have driven home, only I should have parked elsewhere. Said you’re advertising the fact you had a skinful the night before. He reckoned some wankers used to nick loads of blokes picking their cars up in the morning,as the alcohol hadn’t cleared their system. They would look at the pub carparks and if they then saw the same car on the road would find an excuse to pull them over. He hated those cops as much as us. I try not to drive the whole following day after a skin full, but if I do try and give it 12 hours at least. These new limits will make that harder to judge. You’ll probably be ok because traffic plod will be too busy nicking people for doing 25 in a 20.

So it’s ok if there isn’t?

If everybody drove around at 10mph , we could reduce it further, and if we banned cars totally, we could save those 9 unfortunates souls.

Finally a session of proper batting, shame it’s the second from last fucking day….

Fuck me. That was the start of it, didn’t JWP say the club's culture and dressing room environment had deteriorated by his last season. The bloke was a busted flush….

I know he’s a short arse, but that jump, fuck me. He’s got to head that away. Leapt like a salmon, leapt like Baz more like…

It’s fucking weird, you’ve got Tall Paul banging them in, Bree doing ok in this league. Is it shite coaching or the club being wedded to having certain type of players and those 2 not fitting the mould. It’s fucking crazy. Bree can play wing back, full back and even centre half & TP is something completely different to bring off the bench. When we’ve kept Archer & Manning, it doesn’t make sense.