Lord Duckhunter

I think that was her choice of trousers, went for the stretch support in the end. I may have been a bit hasty calling her a 15 Pinter the other night, you’d need a couple of shots of Wild Turkey as well.

Call that half time analysis, where’s the bird?

There’s no “marginal rule”, you’re either off or your on.

She’s there to state the bleeding obvious. Fucking pointless. If she had a cock, she wouldn’t have the gig…… Although on second thoughts, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that she has….

It’s so bad. Why the fuck have we got 2 Frenchmen on the panel. Rooney totally biased, bigging up his mate Ronaldo. The scruffy twat presenting needs to smarten himself up as well. A razor wouldn’t go amiss.

If you don’t think George Best, Brian Clough & Greavsie are more qualified than the half wits, vanilla yes persons & assorted diversity hires currently dumbing down football punditry, than maybe it’s yours which is the parody account.

It’s fucking woeful isn’t it? Used to have proper football people , who had proper opinions. Now it’s all so predictable and stale. 1982. 3 piss artists, but the one of the greatest players ever to have played, one of the greatest managers & one of the greatest goal scorers. Now they’ve got no marks like Big Ange, nodding dogs like Ian Wright & some munters from a different sport.

Didn’t he say he’d sign Baz if he wasn’t already here. Fuck me, it’s a no brainer, we want the useless chump out the door & Lego gets his ideal keeper in the building.

Wouldn’t surprise me, Labour have been obsessed with people having some sort of ID since Blair. If they have their way, you’ll have to prove who you are for everything, (apart from voting that is, that’s a step too far 😂).

Oh for fuck sake, it’s Danny Murphy now……

What’s that 15 Pinter on about, “it’s a victory for immigration”. FFS 🤦‍♀️

What was there to agree? His agents wouldn’t have agreed a one sided extension when he first signed, without knowing exactly what the terms of that year would be.

How do you know that, HAVE you seen the contract?

Fuck me, what’ll be next, Keith Richards taking the piss out of someone fucked up on drugs.

You know exactly what it’ll be, the cringiest pony. “We are Southampton, we spy when we want”. Peak nod when you’ve actually been punished for it, but they’ll know the tune and some of our chumps will think it’s funny.