Lord Duckhunter

Exactly this. The problem is you can’t criticise that dogs dinner she delivered without being accused of Misogyny. They set her up as some sort of tactical genius, when in fact she was spouting pony. She was totally wrong anyway, as was pointed out by TT’s assistant at half time. What she was praising, he was saying they were unhappy with. They got into the players at HT to do less of what she was impressed with, lo and behold the performance second half was impressive. Anyone could see that the first quarter of the game was a bit of a mess tactically, probably the whole first half. There wasn’t really a pattern before the drinks break. However, she had to say something, so waffled a load of old bollocks. I’ve heard loads of experienced blokes saying “tactically, I don’t know what they’re doing”, “whatever they’re trying isn’t working”, “the game hasn’t settled down yet” and similar. The problem with birds is they try to hard to prove themselves, they seem to think they need to be come out with gems every time they open their mouths. They basically suffer from imposter syndrome, because deep down they know they’re not in the studio on merit. She was hung out to dry by ITV, if they wanted her analysis, put her on the panel. And if the tactical shape of the game hadn’t developed by that stage (which it hadn’t), talk about something else. Maybe Neville could have discussed the players mindset in the first game, or Wrighty could have discussed the pressure of a retaken penalty. She was given a rough gig, but made a complete and utter horlicks of it.

It’s good one of the fairer sex is willing to say it’s pony, it shows how bad it really was. It’s condescending & dumbing down. The fact she’s not a bloke (as far as we know) doesn’t come in to it. It was basic tactical analysis that anybody who has watched the game for more than 5 mins could have worked out. A complete and utter waste of everyone’s time, just box ticking. If you’re going to have a tactical section put somebody credible doing it, somebody who has managed at the highest level of the game they’re discussing & somebody who will give us some insight we can’t see for themselves. In a proper setting, not using a bloody blackboard in a friggin Wren showroom.

Fuck me, this World Cup is just highlighting how awful football coverage is in this country. Last night had to be a new low. Matterface is a complete cock womble with his pre scripted lines, and why doesn’t he STFU occasionally. It’s TV, not radio, we can see what’s happening. A few periods of silence say more than a load of old pony waffle. Lee Dixon is fucking woeful, just boring as fuck. Horrendous. So biased as well, not very professional. The camera work is fucking annoying as well, I’m all for the odd hot chick shot, but why do we have to keep being shown Nods who suddenly see themselves on the big screen and make twats of themselves. Long distance shots of whole ends going nuts shows the atmosphere far better than close ups of blokes who’ve taken their birds to the “footy”. As for that lump in the kitchen, dear god. Of course my time line is full of birds & hipsters praising the “great job” she did. The truth of the matter was, it was complete pony. There was absolutely zero anybody who watches football learnt anything from it, it was condescending and waffle. All delivered in a smug “I’m so clever” manner. If that had been a bloke, it would have been universally derided. The worst part was the “ I agree with every word” when discussing TT’s half time bollocking. Yet, Neville, Wright & Keane, blokes who had played at the very highest level, seemed surprised by the intensity of the criticism. Everyone had moved on from that interview. But no, she had to show how clever she was. Funny how the bloke said they’d passed backwards too much, yet she was praisingvus knocking it back to Pickford. Even Roy Keane seems a bit contrived now & Ian Wright is pointless. As for the game, that’s far better than the pony Wokegate was serving up. We looked like a proper club side, early days but if we can sort out the defending we will have great chance.

I think that was her choice of trousers, went for the stretch support in the end. I may have been a bit hasty calling her a 15 Pinter the other night, you’d need a couple of shots of Wild Turkey as well.

Call that half time analysis, where’s the bird?

There’s no “marginal rule”, you’re either off or your on.

She’s there to state the bleeding obvious. Fucking pointless. If she had a cock, she wouldn’t have the gig…… Although on second thoughts, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that she has….

It’s so bad. Why the fuck have we got 2 Frenchmen on the panel. Rooney totally biased, bigging up his mate Ronaldo. The scruffy twat presenting needs to smarten himself up as well. A razor wouldn’t go amiss.

If you don’t think George Best, Brian Clough & Greavsie are more qualified than the half wits, vanilla yes persons & assorted diversity hires currently dumbing down football punditry, than maybe it’s yours which is the parody account.

It’s fucking woeful isn’t it? Used to have proper football people , who had proper opinions. Now it’s all so predictable and stale. 1982. 3 piss artists, but the one of the greatest players ever to have played, one of the greatest managers & one of the greatest goal scorers. Now they’ve got no marks like Big Ange, nodding dogs like Ian Wright & some munters from a different sport.

Didn’t he say he’d sign Baz if he wasn’t already here. Fuck me, it’s a no brainer, we want the useless chump out the door & Lego gets his ideal keeper in the building.

Wouldn’t surprise me, Labour have been obsessed with people having some sort of ID since Blair. If they have their way, you’ll have to prove who you are for everything, (apart from voting that is, that’s a step too far 😂).

Oh for fuck sake, it’s Danny Murphy now……