I missed the Boris mention the first time, although on re-reading it this seemed reference to how Karen Brady got her title. There is also the question of how the stadium was taken by West Ham at a time he was mayor of course.
Brady’s father was a Director of Skatesmouth at one point as well. Another fine upstanding member of the porn community.
When you say “he does like a blonde”, did you mean Boris himself, or Sullivan perhaps using Boris as a centre-spread ?