CB Saint

Pretty sure you can pay t mobile £20 to do it

I do feel sorry for him. What does he have to do to get a contract. I can only imagine that his agent said a berserk wage and the club are calling his bluff.

So my fickle friends, how we doing?

Can't get the stream to work. Quite glad about that.

Pap's not happy unless he is fighting with someone

No, this cannot be. He hasn't scored fifteen goals yet. He must horsewhipped through the streets of our fair city. The fans must boo him at every opportunity.

shush, this is serious business

Quality, I hadn't see that before. Wonder if he will be bringing back his camouflage Bentley

My condolences

Did Didn't Did Didn't Anyone else play this at school?

She is like an iceburg don't you know.

How long before the Society of Black Lawyers comes wading into the fray again. They are never shy of an opportunity for a soundbite.

I think football has just woken up to the fact that if you f*ck with Tan, he will eventually f*ck you back.

Roll on the 1st September then everyone can get back to squabbling about the players we have got as opposed to those that we haven't

I suspect AB was told he is number two - AB then had a melt down, and after RK had stopping dodging teddies, promptly told him he was now number 5 until his attitude changed. I have no issue with that.

Well he has already proved to be useless at organising threesomes.

Batman, I suggest Valium. It really will improve your outlook on life.

The fat git sat behind me last season. Managed to get to February, before his endless negative carp got the better of my self control. Imagine the bstard lovechild of dalek's and alpine and that's him.

Sounds like Koeman is finally getting irritated with some of the more precious players in the squad. If true, then Boruc has just been given a slap straight out of the Jose school of management

I can think of 30m reasons

Reed, Isgrove, jwp, Gallagher - we will still have four young academy products this year

Or not

why do you persist in using the ridiculous nickname "gashton". If I'm being kind, it makes you sound a bit childish.

Its times like these when I should really be honest with myself and admit that the world may just be moving beyond my comprehension.