CB Saint

one of the things I love about ex-players and managers who return to the club, is the inventiveness of the abuse sent their way -yes its childish, yes its purile, but some of it is laugh out loud stuff.

I suspect that the players initial questions were down the line of "when are you going to talk to Liverpool about my transfer", to which they were told to wait until the managerial situation had been sorted. That would not have fit with their agenda and they sulked. What has come out of this summer is that, if Les Reed says "trust me, we are working on it" - I am inclined to believe he has things under control.

Are people really suggesting that the McCanns are complicit in Madelines abduction and that fact is being covered up by the "tapas 8" with help from senior government figures?

Send the United - Chelsea, City-Arsenal games overseas - they have the supporter base - let them knacker their players through travel.

My missus got back skiing 8 months after a spiral fracture of her lower leg. My advice would be to get her to do loads of leg strengthening exercises. She will be massively favouring her good leg without knowing it and it be weak.

We should merge this with the KP thread, keep all the c**** together in one place

Lech in March

Everyone was picking on me, wah. i was marginalised, wah. i was victimised, wah no, because you acted like a c***, everyone treated you like one.

Before everyone gets on his case about the price tag, just remember that the price of pl players seemed to double this summer. You cannot hang the lad for that. he will do a competent job for us this year.

Nah....feck him

i dont think any of us mind about paying 40%, it's how that 40% is then p1ssed up the wall on that gets my goat. Let's take the aircraft carriers - assuming that we do actually need them and they wern't Gordon's parting gift the the Scottish shipbuilders, you can guarantee that 50% of the cost will be waste because a) the mod have no concept of the value of money b) don't give a toss cause its not theirs c) can't negotiate worth a damn d) the politicians keep changing the spec. this happens at all levels of government, both local and central.

A couple thoughts - most tax cuts will benefit the more well off as they are paying the lions share of it in the first place Secondly, chances are the first 10 percentile a in that graph will be earning around £10k or less, there fore not paying any tax whatsoever, so it is hardly surprising that they haven't received any benefit of a tax cut

als die klootzakken verkopen Schniederlin , ik ben het verlaten

So Forster comes in over Boruc and Irene tells us how unfair this is, yet boruc goes in over camp and Irene defends it as a good footballing decision. I suspect Irene lacks some objectivity.

How long before AS trots out the "if it wasn't for the institutional bullying tactics of Westminster" mantra? AS should adopt the EU approach to referendums and keep having them until he gets the answer he wants

If the sweaties insist on currency union,I suggest that the new ten pound note should have Edward longshanks on it. any other suggestions?

Speaking of our alumni, whats happening with the Chubster

This stat is a bit disingenuous and make you sound like a commie. You are including people who own 100,000 acres plus of Scottish mountains. I am willing to bet that there is not a huge demand for social or affordable housing halfway up a Scottish Alp.

I reckon this could be a winner in the bite stakes.

This thread is slowly making its way down the sewer of the Lounge and should emerge like Excalibur clutched by the paw of bearsy in the cesspit of the muppet show before long.

This has merit. By preventing the thickos from breeding we can improve the gene pool. Man made evolution. I reckon the family sections at football grounds would suffer a dip in demand, but hey you can't make an omelette without breaking an egg or two.

Was bought one as a present this year. you need somewhere warm to keep it while it ferments. You will need your dear lady's buy in on that. I would say that is probably the hardest thing about brewing your own beer. my first effort was like a canoe - fecking close to water. But useful for designated drivers.

If they elect him as first minister then they are even more stupid that I thought possible

This is something I just don't understand - why for the love of god haven't we signed him up. Even Roko was eulogizing about him on Saturday. Stop fecking about and get on with it

After a sheeite morning at work, this has made me smile