CB Saint

Every time he opens his mouth, I get this irrational urge to stuff my fist down it.

Slowly building up distance - getting used to 50kms at the moment, although last week it felt that I had come second place in an 4rse kicking competition. Absolutely loving it though, even if I have dropped another few hundred quid on kit since I last posted. The missus is beginning to make noises about this.

A lot of out of town retailers have similar issues - they have too much space and too many stores. The internet is killing them as well as a lot of shoppers use them as showrooms and them buy the product online for less.

Having read a bit more, it seems that the black market has been included (quite how they substantiate the value of that is anyone's guess) So basically because our drugs dealers are more cannyand our prostitutes spend more time on their backs than their european counterparts, we have to pay more - great

Good theory that. The EU really cannot afford (Literally by the sound of it) UKIP gaining the balance of power in the UK -

Are they trying to make us quit? At least we know what they see our role in the EU is now. What bugs me about this is that we have made some pretty tough decisions re the economy and got on with trying to sort out our mess, and because our economy is beginning to get going, we have to chip in more to prop up the likes of France who have sat on their hands. Sounds to me like a back door eurozone bailout

Well if the outcome is an improved squad every year and handing out 8-0 thrashings hither and yon, then she can fill her boots.

It is a very clever asset strip. She has lulled us into a false sense of security by reinvesting most of the money raised - maybe she sees the asset strip as the new five year project.

Come January Brenden Rogers will be desperate and will probably offer us £30m for him.

done

shame, still, is three own goals in a game a record?

There is one of those just across the road

I see someone turned up to take the p1ss Lesaint • 12 hours agoOoops! I can tell you're not fully satisfied with the goods we sold you i the summer. Sorry, there's no refund available, but perhaps you should try a bit of patience. Lovren had to go because his "head was already in Liverpool". Obviously, his feet haven't quite made it there yet, but I'm sure they won't be much longer. Lallana's "hair were standing up in his neck" a the idea of joining you. Send him to the hairdresser, it clearly bothers him and hinders his ability. Sir Ricky is in dreamland and who can blame him. If it's any consolation, the money you paid us (loads of it, thank you) has been put to good use.

You only sing when you're winning....

I hope citeh and real play this year, I reckon that would be a cracking game

Glen Johnson, making wingers look good since 2002

Ffs ronaldo

Christ, real are good going forward. It's hard to keep up with the play.

at least liverpool now have ten outfield players.

Thank feck you don't sell players with a warranty.

Loving it. Lovren beaten to the header

They are taking the p1ss

Is ADam "world class" lallana playing?

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahaha

Come on you useless spaniards, you're supposed to have been 2-0 up by now.