CB Saint

Vic forster the koeman brothers

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...elf-father-gun "It’s just one of those things that happens where everything lined up the wrong way, where we had a two-and-a-half year old that was able to take a gun, pick it up turn it around and he shot himself dead center in the middle of the chest,” Gualtieri said" As far as I can tell, the only thing lined up in the wrong way was the gun. It is the casual "oh well, it s just one of those things" attitudes that I just cannot get my head around. It is the sort of thing we would say if your kid tripped over an cut their knee. (unless it happened on school property and then we would say "see you in court")

It is an lottery whether your virtual plot has any grass on it

"ITV would not comment on the reasons for Chiles's departure." I will have a lash - because he was a sh1t presenter because he irritated the living p1ss out of the viewers because his accent is annoying because roy keane looked like he was going to decapitate him and it was before the watershed

"sex with a minor" is a much more sensational headline than "sex with a women who would have been a minor if he kn0bbed her in Florida" - uses less ink as well Not that the papers ever get it wrong -

He is a good player when his mind is focused on football. Unfortunately that isn't very often.

£40k seems a fair offer for a squad player. If he goes because he can play week in week out, fine, but if it's the money - well I guess we have come to a natural end with Jack.

Good political move to get a UKIP lord. Adds a degree of permanency to the party as the are there for life.

they state that we should not play against countries with which we don't have reasonable diplomatic relations. What happens if we are drawn in North Koreas group in the World Cup. Do we withdraw? Do we give them a 3-0 bye? It is an admirable sentiment but utterly impractical

Fair enough - time to sh1t or get off the pot Jack

not exactly a billiard table is it

I would love to see a Green / UKIP joint manifesto "We will encourage more people to cycle and ban the car, however all the cyclist will have to ride on the pavement" "We wont allow immigration but anyone who does manage to sneak in can claim benefits from day one"

Saw a Brentford FC car in the SMS carpark yesterday - Gallagher will be signing for them.

Fecking penalty. Is it me or are spurs getting an extended rub of the green recently with deflections etc

FFS Sheffield.

Any one getting bored of this election already - I have always been an advocate of fixed term governments, but at least previously when the incumbent government called an election, there was only a few weeks of this carp

Fish fingers aside - this thread must hold the record for the largest number of banned contributors Oh and the right answer is tartare

Some of my favorites: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.” A standing army, navy and airforce is “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing windturbines. Merely being a member of al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence under Green plans, and instead a Green Government should seek to “address desperate motivations that lie behind many atrocities labelled ‘terrorist’,” In order to prevent “overpopulation” burdening the earth, the state will provide free condoms and fund research for new contraceptives. The sale of alcohol on planes and airports will be tightly restricted to prevent air-rage

Right, seeing as the Chelsea game has now been moved to the Sunday, I need to find a bar in Lech that will be showing it - any suggestions?

You sound like my mum

I am very happy with this Would have been on a plane for the original ko- now all I have to do is to find a bar in Lech showing it

My life is one broken trail of missed accys. W4nkers the lot of them.

He is one of those players where the agent will actually have to earn their corn. Given that I have in my own mind written off the money, i am beginning to find myself chuckling every time he has a brainfart.

This, so much this.

So the next illogical conclusion to jump to is 1 as J rod is not training with the first team he is going to be sold 2 as Gallagher has not been mentioned his career is defo fecked