CB Saint

I've yet to hit the play button. BTF posting it and Lou p1ssing herself tells me I shouldnt.

I am beginning to warm up to the idea of having you as my conscience if this is where the bar is being setr.

He scored then?

Even my conscience has forsaken me.

I seem to recall that you couldn't decide if it was a threesome or two ****s in rapid succession

Spurs have the banana skin tonight

slip

Bearsy has spoken - anyone else chasing an apology can swivel.

More issues on the Tesco front - sounds like their distribution network has gone up the spout. A load of mothers day cards that were destined for the septic Isle have turned up in Southampton. One of the cards read - this really is genuine - "To my wife, on Mothers day"

Fair do's - reading it back it comes across crass.

Whitey covers it - custom and potential discrimination. The company dont seem to be handling it particularly well. If they were erroneously paying you this bonus, they should at the very least honour this year's payment and stop it going forward.

Legally no - I seem to remember that one country has a degree of flexibility here. Something like if you are within a couple of years of the other party then it is viewed as ok ie in your example that would be allowed, however not for a 19 year old - seems like a common sense approach.

it wasn't intended To give offence, apologies if it did.

Thank god I am done with the dating game. It seems that these days if you want to avoid getting nicked after pulling a bird, you need to ask to see photo Id, get them to sign a consent form and crash damage waiver and ask if she has a latex allergy.

Our problem is that we are all a bit edgy about this game and as a result our carp fans will be on the team's back if things don't go our way in the first 15 mins.

Now I know you are delusional. Asking Pap to admit losing an argument

when you act like a knob, you get called a knob, and on here another word for knob is Glasgow

Caption time "oh f.ck, I really am sh1t"

Please don't devalue my GCSE in economics

Hahaha - he is a mental. I say he has to be a make weight in any deal for spider in the summer

He wont go as cheaply as they think - There will be a fair bit of competition for his signature

"Suicide is painless"

Learnt to get p1ssed in the eighties. Never looked back.

Didn't Kevin Wilson write a song to help in these situations?