CB Saint

The thought of a disc cutter any where near that region makes me cringe

Doing this for January - utter utter ****e.

Funnily enough everyone made it in. To be fair having snow tyres helps

Too bloody true. If I ever catch the mangey bastard who keeps crapping in my porch... and before anyone asks i am pretty sure the culprit is not of romany descent

I spoke to our office in Norway today and they put our "big freeze" into perspective. When one of them stepped outside his front door this morning it was -32 degrees, -42 with wind chill. I think the word he used when I was bemoaning our weather was "mild"

Just got it. Have to be the milk cup

They would get plenty of support. I wonder which cup....

I am up for this Merge Clubs Use best ground as home Ground (SMS) Use best training facilities (marchwood) Adopt highest league position (Prem) Use best manager (AP) Use best CEO (NC) Sell worst ground for development (Fratton) Have I missed anything?

7 Cameras?? What have you got in there?? The crown jewels??

Can't go wrong with Sharm El Sheik

No HMRC are non preferential.

At what point can players rip up their contracts due to not being paid? - Could make for some fun and games down there

Not destroyed - just ruined sufficiently for them to end up below us in the league. That then removes the last bragging right that they have over us

Ahh facebook - such a great invention. Now with a little bit of homework not only the police but the pompey nutters will find out where this guy lives / works etc. If he survives the pitch invasion (doubtful) then he will have to spend a considerable amount of time afterwards looking over his shoulder

Was he injured or useless?

I had two accidents in the space of five minutes :mad::mad::mad: Both times cars sliding into me.:mad::mad: Should have bought shares in a car body shop:mad::mad::mad: As you can tell, I am a little bit irritated

Bet Gordon wouldn't have agreed to it if William Hague was the Tory leader.

Took over an hour and half to drive from ocean village to ashurst, most of which was spent on west quay road. Fecking snow and fecking traffic lights.:mad::mad: Humbug

You couldn't make it up. My dad ended up in a field today - perhaps he should invoice the farmer for ploughing services

Wakey wakey - long 45 mins me thinks

We are really riding our luck here

A merrington pearl - Apparently it would be bad for Leeds to score now - No sh1t

And that man will beckford diving in the box and getting a penalty from this effing re:mad:f

They will get nothing in January - Half their squad will go back to Africa for the cup

No self respecting man should ever give up the remote in such a cavalier fashion. He deserves 30 years.