CB Saint

This I like. I will need one of those HazMat suits to go near him. Anyone know where I can get one of those.

From the Sunday Times FF was sacked because he required two weeks off to do the unions accounts. He also threatened a "guerilla campaign" to confuse passengers by calling strikes and then cancelling them.

Jehovah Witnesses who ring the doorbell at 9am on Sunday morning and say "It's nice to see someone up so early on a sunday". I was f**king sleeping until some Tw*t rang the belll.

No, The wife didn't want to install a badger flap in the back door. Too big aparently.

I'm sure this thread seemed like a great idea at the time. I recommend you read this thread. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=21437

My stupid ebook reader that just decided to give up the ghost the day before my holiday.

Just sent the local association an email.

In the ground

Have discovered a bees nest at the bottom of the garden. Any ideas on the best way of dealing with it so a) it doesn't return and b) I don't just p*ss them off and spend the rest of the weekend being chased around the garden.

bees nests

2pm - means lunch is over and I have to stop drinking and go back to work

Just keep a few pages in the tray. Then he will have to keep getting up. Start using his

Office of National Statistics Non paying clients IT support HMRC (except when they are shafting pompey) Wireless mouse which has just run out of batteries Deadlines Increased workload as people get wind that you are going away for a couple of weeks

Caravans

Tcwtb

Cyclists who use the road when the taxpayer has paid for a perfectly good cycle lane. Cats Robert kilroy Silk Mandleson Alistair Camplbell Taxi Drivers

I'll stand in for him over the summer. On DJ's return from South Africa.... CB "David welcome back" DJ "How's the squad?" CB "Good news there, I 've been busy. I have got rid of all that dead wood that got us relegated and have assembled a new team. Now I know at first glance most would regard these players as "tossers" however but AA is well pleased as I have managed to stay below the wage cap. It was £10k / wk for the whole team?"

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH Ha ha ha ha and so it begins...

Proper fans them greeks

Did you hear TCWTR (the C*** with the rattle) in the second clip?

I will happily pay over the odds and walk on broken glass to witness a 100m final like the bejing games.

If I become a Labour member, do I get to vote? and how many votes will it take to to elect the leader?

There is a alternative "push the button" campaign which is doing the rounds in the city. The gist of it is, whenever you fly BA make sure that you push the assistance button at least 10 times during the flight so that the hosties actually earn the exta money they are paid.

Get down to South Africa and persuade a couple of north koreans to defect - no transfer fees.

As I understand it the FL will impose penalties if a CVA has not been agreed. At what date does the CVA have to be in place? Pompey become a FL club on the 4th June and everything AA is saying the CVA will be agreed (or not) mid june.