CB Saint

Aggie Grays - and if you hadn't managed to pull there, across the road to the Kaos Club where it was a nailed on certainty you would. Happy days.

Cheers for that guys

I have discovered two wasps nests in the eaves. Does anyone know of a good company that can deal with them?

"What is you major malfunction Private Pile" He too will eat the gun.

Why is it that I have an irrational hatred of Robben?

How was Van Persie not interfering with play

Van Bommel is a dirty git

Thorpe, as a teacher, how do you deal with the annoying attention seeking pupils who keep making inane comments?

Tried this - they said they could add me but would not sell me tickets to the Bournemouth game. I have to say they were not particularly helpful, the lad serving me seemed more interested in making sure his quiff stayed in shape.

I had a season ticket for 5 years or so under my name.

They got the tickets in their name - I just paid them back.

I would gladly pay it - I'd pay double right now if they would sell me the effing tickets.

...but they won't let me. Just come back from the stadium to buy tickets for the Bournemouth game, but it seems I have disappeared from their database and therefore they won't sell them to me. I held a season for many years at SMS (not for the last four - I know plastic fan) and I have got my match tickets since through season ticket holders. Do you get chucked off the list if you are inactive for a period of time. Very fed up and irate (both of which did not improve my persuasive skills at the ticket office)

What exactly do you need to to do to be regarded as unsatisfactory by Ofsted - surely the schools take on the teacher should count for something. Or (being cynical) does the ofsted inspector have to fill out a load more forms if they decide that a teacher is unsatisfactory?

whilst in the meantime the kids have wasted a year.

BTW if you are in fact not paid for holidays then the education authorities are breaking the law - You are entitled to 5.6 weeks paid holiday each year.

Invicta - I have a genuine question which relates to the post subject. As an assistant headteacher you must have some responsibilty for assessing teacher competance. If, in your opinion, a teacher is a waste of space with no chance of changing, how do you get rid of them and how easy is it? Also does your school "pass on the problem"? P.s. Ignore Dune - he's spouting again.

Trouble is when large companies start to make redundancies, there is a wave of talented people who can get jobs elsewhere who quit. The incompetants often hang on for till the death knowing they will have a harder time get the same money and perks elsewhere. IBM was plagued with this for years.

That's because it is extraordinarily difficult to sack them, process and unions etc. Easier to palm them off on another school. It happens in large organisations where one department will move a pain in the ass to another department. The real problem is unwieldly processes and weak management.

Gymnastics, Ice skating, ping pong

We don't need to build a team - we just need a few strategic acquisitions.

"but it was rumoured that a late bid from League One rivals Southampton had scuppered the deal. This has now proved to be unfounded as Teale has signed a two-year deal with the Owls." Hmmm.. his agent talking up the deal?

It's all NC's fault - poisonous snake.

It's all NC's fault - poisonous snake.

Tip off the kids at their school - the p1ss taking should make them run for cover