Wade Garrett

I wonder what all the people who were championing Lowe, JP, and playing kids are thinking now?

I don't know about toughest, certainly the unfriendliest club.

After some careful consideration I'd go for Hayley Cropper and Rusty Lee.

I think that was probably the case back in the day. But then again, if you were happy with how the club was being run back then, I don't suppose you would know who the board were. These days there are a few chairman who like to be high profile. There are a few who think they know more about the game than their many managers. These are the ones who polarise opinion, and 'die by the sword' when things go tits up.

It's only gay if you try and stick the shower-head up your bottom, in a sort of Chris Pea****-electric toothbrush sort of way.

Excellent. The pitch will be ruined even more than usual. American football is like Rugby for nancy boys.

Enjoy, f*ckface.

Where is the politics you muppet? Use the money to improve the team and the shareholders would all benefit in the long run. But that would require the mind of a true entrepreneur, not a bean counter like Lowe. We know where Lowe's priorities are, himself and his cronies. Certainly not the team or the fans. You have your head too far up Rupert's arse to be objective.

Step aside in his day to day running of the club is what I meant. He is divisive, and is holding the club back just by being there.

Lowe would rather pay dividends to shareholders, or use the clubs money for share buybacks, than have a successful side. If Lowe was that bothered about the club and his own investment, he would step aside. He would if he was being honest with himself anyway.

If the senior officials are bullsh*tting (which is undoubtedly the case), then name and shame them. Why not?

Macgregor 685 irons, Macgregor Tour Driver, Macgregor Mactec 3 and 7 woods, Vokey 60 degree wedge, Odyssey 56 degree wedge, Odyssey two ball putter (might get rid of it soon though). Handicap 9.7.

Yet your handicap has gone up by 2 shots. Go back to the Titleists.

I played football with Geoff many years ago. He's a real decent bloke who has raised a fair bit for his charity. Very worthwhile cause.

The man is in denial. Attendances are down because people dislike him and Lowe, or are not buying into the youngsters experiment, or the credit crunch. Think the credit crunch accounts for less of the absent fans than the other two though.

But it will be once it gets hi-jacked.

Buy low, sell high. I still don't understand the end part of Trading Places.

http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.forum.topic.bythread.php?id_t=75163&piece=topic75163&id_categ=37 Is it time for another takeover thread.

Book up half a dozen lessons with a Pro. Take them at three weekly intervals to give yourself a chance to learn what you're being taught. Spend a bit more time on the range during this time, and a little less time on the course. When on the range spend half of your time there chipping and putting.

Question- Could big-time investors be dumping their shares at rock-bottom prices, then buy them back in order to show their losses in their tax-returns?

It makes you wonder if there is someone out there who just doesn't want the club to be taken over. We have rejected SISU's advances, and gave no encouragement to Marcus Evans who looked at us before investing in Ipswich.

He blooded Theo as well.

He would have been great down here if he had a chairman who didn't call him by his surname, didn't bring an egg-chaser in over his head, didn't bring in a failed schoolteacher as a youth coach, and let him spend a bit more of the £7million parachute payment plus £7million Crouch fee, than the £90k it took to sign Fuller.

I saw a doctor who looked up my symptoms in a book, right in front of me. The one before that didn't look up from her computer screen the whole time I was in there. This was after I argued with the receptionist because I wouldn't tell her what was wrong with me when I tried to book the appointment (nosy ***** - and she hasn't signed the hypocratic oath). Needless to say I changed surgeries. My new GP is very good, but still massively overpaid.

More chance of getting a blow job off the pope.